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Republican Convention Schedule.A Must Read. Click for A Little Sample.
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/jokes/bljokerncschedule.htm
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Convention Schedule
Minneapolis, MN
4:00 PM - Opening Prayers and Massages Administered by
Rev. Ted Haggard
4:05 PM - Presentation of Confederate Colors
4:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to 9/11
4:15 PM - Invocation of John McCain's POW Experience
4:30 PM - George W. Bush Speech on Legacy of Peace and Prosperity, Canceled
4:45 PM - Dick Cheney Instructional Seminar on Waterboarding, Canceled
5:00 PM - Karl Rove Speech on Government Accountability, Canceled
5:15 PM - Tribute to the U.S. Constitution, Canceled
5:30 PM - VP Beauty Contest and Swimsuit Competition, featuring Sarah Palin,
Condoleezza Rice, and Rudy Giuliani
5:45 PM - Tribute Film to John McCain's Houses
Comments (1)
F'ing hysterical!!
I so love you! I'm still laughing!
September 3, 2008 6:03 PM | Reply | Permalink
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