After watching the RNC last week, I thought I'd share with you the first ever Republican Chatroom Debate that I hosted last October.  All of your favorites were there: Romney, Huckabee, Giuliani, Thompson, Ron Paul, and a little known candidate named John McCain.

Enjoy....


As we all know, Republicans are more likely than Democrats to find
themselves in a chatroom. That’s why here at Megorious we thought why
not get them all in a chatroom and ask the tough questions.  So that’s
exactly what we did.  This is the first in what I can only hope will be
a series of chatroom debates with the Republican presidential
candidates.  Today’s debate topic will be terrorism.

MEGORIOUS has entered the chat.

RON PAUL has entered the chat.

MITT ROMNEY has entered the chat.

MITT ROMNEY: ASL?

MIKE HUCKABEE has entered the chat.

JOHN MCCAIN has entered the chat.

MEGORIOUS: I’d like to welcome all of those who found the time in their
busy schedules to attend this, the first ever Republican Presidential
chatroom debate.

FRED THOMPSON has entered the chat.

FRED THOMPSON: Sorry I’m late.

FRED THOMPSON: I was napping.

MITT ROMNEY: OLD!

FRED THOMPSON: Where’s Rudy?

MITT ROMNEY: I think he had to get a divorce.

MEGORIOUS: We’ll start without him…

MEGORIOUS: Do you believe you could do a better job than the Democrats
in preventing another 9/11-style terrorist attack on the United States?

FRED THOMPSON: yes

RON PAUL: yes

MITT ROMNEY: yes

MIKE HUCKABEE: yes

JOHN MCCAIN: no

JOHN MCCAIN: I mean yes

JOHN MCCAIN: LOL

MITT ROMNEY: WTF?

MEGORIOUS: Do you believe the election of Senator Hillary Clinton as
president would increase the chances of the U.S. being hit by another
9/11-style terrorist attack?

RUDY GIULIANI has entered the chat.

RUDY GIULIANI: 9/11

RUDY GIULIANI: Sorry I’m late.

RUDY GIULIANI: 9/11

MEGORIOUS: Welcome Mayor Giuliani. We were just discussing Senator Clinton.

RUDY GIULIANI: CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!911

RUDY GIULIANI: Being the first lady doesn’t make her qualified to be President.

MEGORIOUS: She has been a senator for many years now. Some might say
that you are under-qualified to be President having only been a mayor.

RUDY GIULIANI: But I was mayor of 9/11.

RUDY GIULIANI: on 9/11

RUDY GIULIANI: LOL

RUDY GIULIANI: 9/11

RUDY GIULIANI: I was there when those towers fell. You might even say I was on those planes.

RUDY GIULIANI: Actually wait, don’t say that.

RON PAUL: WTF?

RUDY GIULIANI: 9/11

MITT ROMNEY: If I could interject here for a minute….

MITT ROMNEY: Hillary Clinton is not fit to run this country. She’d be better suited in a more controlled position.

FRED THOMPSON: Yeah…as one of your wives.

MITT ROMNEY: fuck you grandpa

JOHN MCCAIN: May I say something?

MITT ROMNEY: NO!

FRED THOMPSON: No.

FRED THOMPSON: You may not.

RON PAUL: Seriously guys show some respect.

RON PAUL: He was a POW.

MITT ROMNEY: LOLZ

MITT ROMNEY: POW!

FRED THOMPSON: BAM!

MITT ROMNEY: ZOINK!

RUDY GIULIANI: 9/11’d!

MITT ROMNEY: OMG U R soooooooooo annoying

MITT ROMNEY: Hey Rudy, UR wife left her bra at my place last night.

FRED THOMPSON: Which one?

MITT ROMNEY: Which bra?

FRED THOMPSON: No, which wife.

JOHN MCCAIN: Are you sure it wasn’t his bra?

MITT ROMNEY: LOLLERSKATES!

MITT ROMNEY: You just got PWNED.

MITT ROMNEY: by a POW

MITT ROMNEY: POWNED!

RON PAUL: odfhgdsfgfigfsdagretfgvndsfajlkberopg

MITT ROMNEY: oh nos!

MITT ROMNEY: Ron Paul’s mad again.

RUDY GIULIANI: I’m scared.

RUDY GIULIANI: Hold me.

FRED THOMPSON: faggot

JOHN MCCAIN has left the chat.

MITT ROMNEY: LOL.

MITT ROMNEY: McCain left.

FRED THOMPSON: Maybe he was taken prisoner.

MITT ROMNEY: LOL

RON PAUL: Not cool.

RON PAUL has left the chat.

FRED THOMPSON: Is it just me or is that Ron guy nuts?

MITT ROMNEY: It’s just you.

MIKE HUCKABEE has left the chat.

MITT ROMNEY: Mikey left.

RUDY GIULIANI: Who was that guy?

MITT ROMNEY: I think he’s governor of Wal*Mart or something.

FRED THOMPSON: retards

FRED THOMPSON: nap time

FRED THOMPSON has left the chat.

RUDY GIULIANI: hello?

RUDY GIULIANI: anyone?

RUDY GIULIANI: 9/11?

MITT ROMNEY: I think it’s just us.

RUDY GIULIANI: oh.

RUDY GIULIANI: wanna cyber?

MEGORIOUS has left the chat.