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New McCain Theory

After being trashed by Rove and Bush in 2000, the Maverick Man decided to take on a stealth mission.

As his votes on tax cuts and other important issues show it was occassionally difficult at first to sever the few ties he had to reason and logic.  McCain even swallowed his pride, FOR US, and endorsed W in 2004.

He knew to win the nomination he must vote with Bush as often as possible.  In a selfless act not seen from John since his service in the military he had decided to kill any chance for a Republican to take office in 2008.

Not even his closest advisors knew what he planned.  Only Cindy knew.  She bought all those houses so that they would not gain the biggest and whitest one available.

The Senator from Arizona will do everything he can to ensure the GOP will not win in November.  It's a difficult battle against the forces of apathy and stupidity in our country.  The media is doing everything it can to overcome this sabotage.  But, as the Palin pick shows John is determined and he will succeed!!!


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That rascally rabbit!

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