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McCain's 5 Part Plan for Fixing the Economy
Step 1: Do Something Dramatic! (Anything dramatic will do)Step 2: Publisize Dramatic Action (go on some news shows to tout your dramatic action)Step 3: Stir Up Further Conflict (make sure some alternate plan is presented, anything will do here even if it's just to launch a federal program to cross our fingers and hope that the banks don't fail)Step 4: Take Credit For Everything (Really even if there hasn't been any success claim that the fact that they are even talking is because of your great leadership even though they were in a week's worth of negotiations before you even flew into town)Step 5: Take A Nap on the Plane While Starting the Read the Paulson Plan on Your Way to the Debate
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LOL at #5
September 26, 2008 3:50 PM | Reply | Permalink
Sorry about the formatting.. I'll try again:
Step 1: Do Something Dramatic! (Anything dramatic will do)Step
2: Publisize Dramatic Action (go on some news shows to tout your dramatic action)Step
3: Stir Up Further Conflict (make sure some alternate plan is presented, anything will do here even if it's just to launch a federal program to cross our fingers and hope that the banks don't fail)
Step 4: Take Credit For Everything (Really even if there hasn't been any success claim that the fact that they are even talking is because of your great leadership even though they were in a week's worth of negotiations before you even flew into town)
Step 5: Take A Nap on the Plane While Starting the Read the Paulson Plan on Your Way to the Debate
September 26, 2008 4:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
Never mind... I suck!
September 26, 2008 4:01 PM | Reply | Permalink
Admitting the problem is the first step towards healing.
Just saying...
September 26, 2008 4:31 PM | Reply | Permalink
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