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Come Getchyer Palin Name!
In continuously focusing on Palin, and getting an eyeful of that pict on Josh’s front page (Palin with a teasing grin on her face with her tongue stuck between her teeth… eeech!!), I have begun to think that we are in great danger of Palin-envy.
Palin, Palin everywhere and not another thought to think?!!
What of attacking McCain?
I thought to take it in a lighter direction. Hence, what is your Palin name? If we are to become Palin or even Palin nemesis, we should do so with elan and distinctive panache!!
Have at it.
I am Soup Landmine Palin. ;)
What are you?
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Comments (63)
Apparently the link does not work.
So, here it is, again.
http://politsk.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah_13.html
September 14, 2008 8:52 PM | Reply | Permalink
It's either Bow NATO Palin or Beans Harpoon Palin. I'm a little disappointed - I was hoping for something dirtier.
September 15, 2008 1:33 AM | Reply | Permalink
I like Beans.
September 15, 2008 1:34 AM | Reply | Permalink
Are you making a pass at me?
September 15, 2008 1:36 AM | Reply | Permalink
If RTBG does not, then may I? ;) [totally kidding with you, Desidero.]
September 15, 2008 4:30 PM | Reply | Permalink
Not sure about this here machine Yva. I just punched "Sarah Palin" in to see what name it would give. Answer?
"Flack Gobbler Palin."
September 15, 2008 6:56 PM | Reply | Permalink
quinn esq, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:
Snowshoe Man Palin
September 16, 2008 12:03 AM | Reply | Permalink
I think "Shove Maggot Palin" is rather catchy.
September 14, 2008 9:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
... but "Rope Hoover Palin" sounds so... presidential.
September 14, 2008 9:09 PM | Reply | Permalink
I like the first one. Although sullying Hoover's name is not so bad.
September 14, 2008 10:30 PM | Reply | Permalink
Crutch Camp Palin.
Still, it's better than Bristol.
September 14, 2008 10:22 PM | Reply | Permalink
*snort* LOL.
Hiya O!
Yes, significantly better. ;)
September 14, 2008 10:26 PM | Reply | Permalink
Since all her childrens' names sound like dogs, how about Rin Tin Tin Palin?
September 14, 2008 10:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
C'ville, did you use the generator??
*looking at C'ville reproachfully.*
September 14, 2008 10:29 PM | Reply | Permalink
God, I feel like such a dope! I thought we were doing this on our own -- just having fun! OK, OK -- I went there, and my name is"
Shoulder Frontier Palin.
Um, I like RinTinTin better!
September 15, 2008 7:58 PM | Reply | Permalink
I just want to go to bed with her. I figure if she can turn me on over TV, in real life the pheromones would be irresistable. Without passion, life isn't worth living.
September 14, 2008 10:26 PM | Reply | Permalink
Billy Glad!! Welcome. ;)
In bed with her. Will you live to tell is the real question, no? Oy! ;)
September 14, 2008 10:28 PM | Reply | Permalink
Proudly sans either elan or panache.....
In honor of Billy, closeted lusters from the "progressive" defective chromosome faction and their soul sisters from "Dykes on Bikes", I offer:
Sarah the Paira
Lally the femnazi
September 15, 2008 5:10 PM | Reply | Permalink
Watch out, Billy, I hear you have to wear antlers to get to her. But then you risk getting shot and turned into a mooseburger if you don't please the lady.
Worth the risk? Well, that is the question, isn't it?
September 15, 2008 8:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
I can't help myself. The femnazi will tell you. Ich bin ein geiler hund.
September 15, 2008 8:39 PM | Reply | Permalink
Oh. And I'm Vise Peeper Palin. How's that for a nazi name, lally?
September 15, 2008 8:45 PM | Reply | Permalink
Billy Glad, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:
Drink Hack Palin
September 16, 2008 12:01 AM | Reply | Permalink
Rifle Panzer Palin here! Duck hunt anyone?
September 14, 2008 10:33 PM | Reply | Permalink
Welcome, Dija!
Panzer.... woooo!
September 14, 2008 10:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
Rompin Stompin Palin.
September 14, 2008 11:10 PM | Reply | Permalink
LOL!!
Fits... ;)
September 14, 2008 11:14 PM | Reply | Permalink
No wait, I made that up. Fog Piles Palin.
September 14, 2008 11:14 PM | Reply | Permalink
No way. Should be Frog Piles Palin...
Welcome, btw. ;)
September 14, 2008 11:17 PM | Reply | Permalink
Maybe you could have a thread or contest to anagram any combination of the names of Sarah Palin, and her running mate, um, shit, what's his name, John, John, oh yeah, John McCain.
Palin be with you.
September 14, 2008 11:59 PM | Reply | Permalink
I'd have to find an anagram generator. Good idea though. Thanks.
September 15, 2008 4:27 PM | Reply | Permalink
Stick Freedom Palin.
September 14, 2008 11:12 PM | Reply | Permalink
Another fit. If she gets to DC, she most certainly will "stick" it to freedom.
September 14, 2008 11:15 PM | Reply | Permalink
Churn Scorpion Palin. :-)
I like it.
September 15, 2008 1:32 AM | Reply | Permalink
Heee! It kinda suits you. And I mean it as a complement.
September 15, 2008 4:29 PM | Reply | Permalink
Froth Moonshine Palin here. I was reflectin' (get it? Moonshine? reflectin'?) on the fact that the names sound like occurrences of consequence from her junior-high/high school days:
Trig = trigonometry (taxing for the best of us in high school)
Willow = didn't that movie come out about that time?
Track = I remember puking my guts out the first time I had to run a 440
Bristol = I remember doing the same when I had too much Harvey's Bristol Cream... or was it Harley's?
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/79/79dbristol.phtml
September 15, 2008 1:36 AM | Reply | Permalink
Snooker Hinge Palin here.
Nice to wave at all my bros and sisters.
:wave:
September 15, 2008 3:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
LOL. Thats a good name. ;)
September 15, 2008 4:31 PM | Reply | Permalink
I like it because I can think of several nicknames out of it - I can be Snooks, or Snookie or just Snook; I can be Hinny or Higgey, too.
;)
I love the name generators. I have had pirate names, Indian names, hip hop names and names in Tolkien's elvish...
September 15, 2008 8:45 PM | Reply | Permalink
Rock Crane Palin here....y'all's brother from another mother.
September 15, 2008 3:29 PM | Reply | Permalink
Palin drone
September 15, 2008 3:35 PM | Reply | Permalink
Rock Scisscors Palin
September 15, 2008 4:05 PM | Reply | Permalink
Interesting point. Had not seen it from that angle.
September 15, 2008 4:33 PM | Reply | Permalink
Attention Vortex Palin
September 15, 2008 4:35 PM | Reply | Permalink
I forgot to ad... 'Look at me! Look at me!'
September 15, 2008 6:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
Crunk Petrol Palin. I sound so wasteful.
September 15, 2008 5:53 PM | Reply | Permalink
Teeth Whitening by Zoom! Palin.
(You too can have teeth shades whiter in 45 minutes. Ask your dentist.)
September 15, 2008 5:53 PM | Reply | Permalink
Clamp Noodle Palin.
We will leave no noodle left unclamped.
September 15, 2008 6:06 PM | Reply | Permalink
I did not use the Generator, I have my own idea -
aPallin'
Says it all....
But, if you must have a three word solution, how about
Richochet Holocaust Palin
???
September 15, 2008 6:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
Bing, Bing, Bing! Ricochet holocaust Palin!
September 16, 2008 12:18 AM | Reply | Permalink
Loin Falcon Palin
Hot steaming side of bird of prey sample at your own risk.
September 15, 2008 6:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
earmark palin, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:
Drink Hack Palin
Who knows, Drink Hack Palin you just might be president one day!
September 15, 2008 6:31 PM | Reply | Permalink
That is a really cool but very scary avatar. I like it.
September 15, 2008 6:39 PM | Reply | Permalink
Heh...I thought you were "Crunk Patrol Palin" at first glance.
At which point I'd have to request your avatar be updated to show you holding a joint. :-)
September 15, 2008 6:35 PM | Reply | Permalink
Grr....this was for LisB.
(I clicked the box, I swear...)
September 15, 2008 6:37 PM | Reply | Permalink
It's happened to me before (the reply going in the wrong place), so no worries, I figured it out very quickly.
As for the updated avatar, how do you know what I'm holding in my hand? LOL.
September 15, 2008 7:37 PM | Reply | Permalink
Muzzle Mammoth Palin. My Palin name rules.
September 15, 2008 6:43 PM | Reply | Permalink
Seam Marauder Palin
Odd, but my husband got the exact same name when he tried it. Odd.
September 15, 2008 7:20 PM | Reply | Permalink
Stag Tonnage Palin.
BTW, not to hijack the thread, but anagrams are fun too:
President Sarah Palin = A ripe, slapdash intern
September 15, 2008 7:46 PM | Reply | Permalink
some really good ideas , I came up with one but is not original from me, too funny to be made up ! LOL
HUSSIEN OBAMA ..........
September 15, 2008 8:14 PM | Reply | Permalink
ZIPcode Pulledpork Palin (Zippy or Porky for short)
September 15, 2008 8:39 PM | Reply | Permalink
Zippy was wishful thinking... Turns out I'm really Plop Hero Palin. Much better.
September 15, 2008 8:43 PM | Reply | Permalink
Liar Liar Palin of Fiar
September 15, 2008 9:23 PM | Reply | Permalink
Correction...
Liar Liar Palin on Fire
September 15, 2008 9:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
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