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ARRR!!! There's an ex-parrot on me shoulder!
ARRRR!! There's an ex-parrot on my shoulder! No, it is the McPalin parrot pining for the desert fjords. "E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisiblee!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!"
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Aaahhrrr! Wench Suzanne! Ye knows it be International Talk Like a Pirate Day, don't ye??
Aye, yer a good and bawdy wench!
September 19, 2008 6:58 PM | Reply | Permalink
Parrot Joke. Not my creation. I do not know who first told it.
Brothel & Praying Parrot Joke?
The madam of a brothel has a problem, so she goes to a local priest. "I have two talking female parrots," she tells him. "All they can say is ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?’"
"That’s awful," the priest agrees, "but I have a solution to your problem. I have two male parrots whom I’ve taught to pray and read the Bible. If we put your parrots with mine, I believe yours will stop saying that awful phrase and will instead learn to recite the word of God."
The next day, the madame brings her parrots to the priest’s house and puts them in with the male parrots, who are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.
"Hi, we’re prostitutes." say the females. "Do you want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks at the other and squawks, "Close the Bible, Frank! Our prayers are answered!"
September 19, 2008 7:08 PM | Reply | Permalink
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