Upon being asked for a reaction to the news that Sarah Palin is soon
to become a grandmother, a spokesperson for the Alaskan Polar Bear
community said:

This is the last straw. We are all doomed. The
Palin family birthrate is going to have them spreading into our last
remaining living space. We are working on an emergency evacuation plan
to escape the ravages of Hurricane Sarah.

At their current
fertility rate, we project that within a decade, The Palin family vote
will be a majority of all Alaskan voters, and we realize that Sarah
Palin will then take over the entire state, and declare the Independent
nation of Oilaska.

There is no way that Empress Sarah will
allow we Polar Bears to survive her reign. She is a ravenous carnivore
that no Carribou, Moose or Polar Bear is safe from. All she talks about
is turning us into stews and sausages.

We swear, that woman would make a stew out of the hind legs of the Lamb of God.