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McSame Lobbyist Rules
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> 1. WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT HIS MOTHER.

We can't talk about his Mother's lawsuit against his ex-wife. 
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> 2. WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT HIS FATHER.

We can't talk about his 2nd wife's father's criminal convictions. 
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> 3. WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT HIS WIFE. 

WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT HIS 1st WIFE. 
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> 4. WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT HIS PREACHER.

WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT HIS PREACHER (Hagee) 
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> 5. WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT HIS (typical white person) GRANDMOTHER.

We can't talk about his 2nd wife's brother and sisters (the ones who she cut off without a cent) 
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> 6. WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT HIS MOBSTER FRIENDS.
We can't talk about his mobster friends (Keating), (father-in-law), 
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> 7. WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT HIS BOMBER FRIENDS.
We can't talk about his Enron friends (Phil Graham's wife or for that matter Phil Graham)
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> 8. WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT HIS RELIGION.
We can't talk about the pursuit of Mammon by McSame and his lobbyist friends.
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> 9. WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT HIS NAME.
We can't talk about John SIDNEY McSame III- the 3rd? Graduated at the bottom of his class and got a primo assignment in the Navy thru pull?
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> 10. WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT RACE.
We can't come out and say you should vote for McCain because he's white. But we do run ads claiming Obama is the AntiChrist.
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> 11. WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT APPEASEMENT.
We can't talk about the 4 planes McSame crashed before the Vietnamese shot him down- It earned him the nickname - "ACE" by his fellow Navy Flyers.Or the fact that the Bush administration has adopted Obama's suggested 16 month withdrawal plan?
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> 12. WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT HIS VOTING RECORD.
WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT HIS VOTING RECORD. 95% of the time with Bush! As a matter of fact- don't talk about Bush at all!
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> 13. WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT HIS (lack of) EXPERIENCE.
WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT HIS EXPERIENCE- bending the rules for the lobbyists who run his campaigns.
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> 14. WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT HIS FLAG PIN.
WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT HIS FLAG PIN.- or the fact he doesn't always wear one, divert by asking "are you wearing one?" right now? If you aren't, are you an Islamo Facist? If not- why not? Please discuss.
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> 15. WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT HIS INCOME.
We can't talk about his wife's income. and because Obama made 4 Million Bucks- he's still poor by McSame's standards.
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> 16. WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT HIS LIBERALISM.
We can't talk about his liberalism - it would offend the conservatives. We can't talk about Bush either, except behind closed doors where everybody has given over $2600 to the campaign.
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> 17. WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT HIS EARS.
Or McSame's bizarre rictus grin.
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> WE ARE, HOWEVER, ALLOWED TO 'HOPE' FOR 'CHANGE'

And chant "P Oh W, P Oh W, P Oh W, P Oh W, P Oh W" after each embarassing performance.
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> It's only a deal if it's where you want to go. Find your travel deal here.
Not if McCain is the pilot- I don't want it to be 6 with me on board.