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Yankee Drool Dandy
Intro
I'm the fart who steals your candy,
I'm a Yankee Drool Dandy,
I'm glad I am,
So's Lieberman.
I'm a real live Yankee Drool,
My claim to fame began in school,
When this drinking fool flew off to be a POW.
I love to see the lower classes strain,
I long to see the children left behind;
This ain't for Josh,
I'm a warhawk, by gosh.
Oh, say can you see,
Anything about me that's not George W?
Chorus
I'm a Yankee Drool Dandy,
A Yankee Drooler, do or die;
A real live offspring of the neocons,
Born to bring Armageddon nigh.
I've got a Yankee Drool sweetheart,
She's my rich, addicted toy.
Yankee Drool cut some taxes, only for the wealthy;
I am their Yankee Drool Boy.
Comments (1)
I can actually picture McSame singing and dancing to this tune, before realizing it's about him.
Very well-written.
August 20, 2008 6:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
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