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Why Was I the Last to Know?
Dear Barack,
You said I would be the First to Know about your veep pick, but I was not. What gives? ABC, CNN — those guys knew. Everyone at TPM seems to know.
I mean, I signed up and everything. But you didn't text me. You didn't send flowers or a candy-gram. Not even a solicitation for money from David Plouffe.
What the hell, man? Why was I the Last to Know?
I thought we were solid.
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Comments (7)
Hey, I wasn't notified either! Uhm, was I supposed to sign up or something?
August 23, 2008 1:21 AM | Reply | Permalink
I'm still hoping it's a head fake.
August 23, 2008 1:24 AM | Reply | Permalink
That is a very good point. Obama leaked faulty info to the press. I think this might mean he's a Muslim.
August 23, 2008 1:30 AM | Reply | Permalink
Yeah, I totally knew the texting thing would never work out. TV still rules our world. They always know first. Damn them. Damn them staking out everyone's homes and looking for clues and all sorts of super sneaky detective work.
August 23, 2008 1:28 AM | Reply | Permalink
I know!!! I am so completely bummed. Hell I just got an email from the Huffingtonpost announcing that it is Biden. :(
What gives? They have no problem emailing me every day about everything else.
August 23, 2008 2:02 AM | Reply | Permalink
good point... the texting system may not have worked out but you'd think they'd at least send me an email. I got one earlier today about McCain's houses.
That's it, it's all a hoax. I'm going to sleep and when I wake up Hillary will be the VP nominee.
August 23, 2008 2:27 AM | Reply | Permalink
Your guardian angel's looking over you as you sleep, telling you "don't bother to wake up, it ain't pretty"
August 23, 2008 4:14 AM | Reply | Permalink
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