C&L has a caption contest. Vote for your favorite, or add your own:

Captions

A. "When he waved the flag, there was a reason Americans cried."

B. "He did the same to the Constitution."

C. "I've taken impeachment off the table with this table cloth."

D. "He said America needed a dictatorship. We got this for our color guard."

E. "Seven years after I invaded Afghanistan, and all I got was this rag from Osama's cave."

F. "If you think this is silly, ask me about the Skull and Bones view of the Iraq invasion."

G. "Katrina turned things around. Then America saw who was holding the flag -- his only plan."

H. "In Bush's universe, the wrong way is still the wrong way."

I. "He released a new foreign policy. This is the new right way. Russia took notice."

J. "Everyone else is holding it the wrong way. What are you doing to do about it? Impeach me? Ha!"

K. "From my perspective, I'm right. Everyone else is wrong. I did not have relations with monkeys. Just the Constitution."

L. "I do things that please me. You should be pleased. Send money. For my defense, I mean campaign fund. Yes, I'm running. From Laura, I mean the law. Hillary for Chief Justice. Roberts out."

M. "This is a signal. The signal is classified. The reason known only to Him."

N. "He alone decides what is in the best interests of America. Foreclosures are patriotic. Americans are showing their are fore-patriot-closured-ized"

O. "Six more months. Laura, what a great dust cloth for the West Wing. Where's my beer?"

P. "When I do this, nobody will notice our invasion of Iran. I mean, Georgia. I mean, the relief mission. Rice Krispie cakes or pretzels?"

Q. "He meant it to be backwards. He is the decider. And America did the same."