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Vote for Paris!!!
Paris Hilton is an energy policy expert, I know this because I saw her
ad rebutting McCain's use of her in his campaign ad. I know that
previously we all thought she was just a vapid little airhead, but no
longer! She is clear, concise, and expresses a commonsense approach to
solving our country's energy problems in a bipartisan way. I'm ready to
vote for her for President. It doesn't matter that she has no
experience in government, or in business, or in the military. She can
read from the teleprompter in a very convincing way. She employs
excellent speech writers. She is young and attractive. Who cares that
she has no track record, that she can only be judged by her words not
her deeds. She represents change! Or maybe not, come to think of it.
She seems to be a lot like the other candidate for change.
Comments (10)
Yeah, McCain doesn't read from his notecards very well at all. And without notecards, he just stares off into space, or says something totally wrong that the press has to edit out. He could use Paris' help. Maybe they could get a joint ticket. I'm sure Cindy would understand if John dumped her for a younger heiress. Carol understood when he dumped her.
August 6, 2008 11:52 AM | Reply | Permalink
Or maybe Johnny could just hire her comedy writers. Because he's just not funny any more. He's getting a little scarey.
August 6, 2008 11:59 AM | Reply | Permalink
he's just not funny any more.
I disagree. His campaign just keeps getting funnier and funnier.
August 6, 2008 1:05 PM | Reply | Permalink
The McCain campaign
In any case, it would seem that Sen. McCain can come up with a plan that is no better than Ms. Hilton's. And you plan to vote for this fool?
August 6, 2008 1:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
Ok on that note I take all back!
August 6, 2008 1:08 PM | Reply | Permalink
Paris over Barry the bitch anytime.
August 6, 2008 2:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
A gentle reminder:
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."
August 6, 2008 2:51 PM | Reply | Permalink
She is not constitutionally eligible to be president.
August 6, 2008 3:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
I'd vote for Paris over McCain ANYDAY! And that is the absurdity of the GOP...Paris is better than they. And that is priceless.
That and Paris bitch slaps McCain. HA!
August 6, 2008 8:09 PM | Reply | Permalink
You do know that Hilton and Spears are both Republicans right?
August 9, 2008 1:13 PM | Reply | Permalink
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