Zalus, you dim-witted bouffant! Can't you read??? Clearly not. Shaving appears beyond your grasp. The Cap'n had nothing to say (note what he's saying here BETWEEN the lines)... because he is OBVIOUSLY in the midst of a delicate situation. Del-i-cate is a big word though, so let me break it down for you. As in Touch & Go. Life & Death. A Damned Near Thing. Yams & Plum sauce. Have you no EYES, man?? Have you no HEART? Oh. My. Godfrey.

But nooooooo, with MISTER SELFISH here, it's always "success" blah blah blah... "meaning of life" yakketedy yak.... and the never-fucking-ending INSULTS. I swear, if the Epsilon B's of this world ever elect a President, you'd be my choice for VP.

It's just so... BLOODY... typical. Of you and your ilk. That's right, I said "ilk." Coulda said milk, pilk, sink, stink OR pink. But "ilk" seemed the right one. anyway, where was I? Ahhh yes, NUANCE. YOU HAVE NO FUCKING GRASP OF ILK - STRIKE THAT - NUANCE, YOU FUCKING LUNKA-CHEESE. I swear, if stupid came in aerosol cans, you'd suck it straight from the nozzle.

This outrage will cost you, my friend. cost you your place in civilized discussion. Begone, foul yellow-brown effluent of my drainage tubes.

Take comfort only in that you weren't summarily cauliflowered. Decauliflowered. Whatever.

I could say more.

Speaking of highly recommended, let's play... ANAGRAM!!!

And here's our 1st contestant - Hussein Tena X! She's clearly entered this competition completely unprepared... and in fact, has - perhaps unwittingly - entered the ring with a name that's just BEGGING to be anagramed!

Ah Sexiest Nun!...
Henna Sex Suit!...
Insane Sex Hut!...
Anuses Next Hi!...
Anus Thine Sex!...
A Nine Sex Tush!...
Exhausts Nine!...
Shat Ennui Sex!...

Why... put like that.... there's almost a story in there. Or at least, a short film! With that, cheerio, hiho Silver, and remember Tena, words to live by..... Ax Unseen Shit!