11. When your kids ask to go to McDonalds, you say
"Yes, we can!"

12. You have brought said cardboard cutout into the bed and/or shower with you. (Plastic protected, of course)

13. You've trained your dog to paw-bump you whenever you say "Not this time."

14. You've sent Claire McCaskill angry letters for her lukewarm support of Obama.

Although you grew up in Vermont, you now talk about going to the "grocereh" store in "Montgomereh."

Come to think of it, how does someone who grew up in Hawaii get away with pronouncing it "Montgomereh"?

You think Paris Hilton's energy policy is hotter than the rest of her.

You bought your wife an Obama '08 pillow. You wake up to find her nibbling and drooling on it as she snores. And then you wonder why she never nibbles and drools on you while she snores. :(

How many of these do you have to check off before you have to seek out a 12 step? And will my 12 step be held in the same church basement as the Hillary 12 step? 'Cause that could get ugly real quick.

1. Obama staffer asks you derisively if you hug the cardboard Obama before you go to bed.

No silly - I take it with me and hug it while I sleep in my Obama tee-shirt.

;)

you is a very funny man, articleman.

I have been reading the comments and I am ROTFL!
IMO, McCain has the Obama cardboard! I am thoroughly convinced he is in love with Obama, judging by his behavior lately!

I took the test and it seems Obama is likable enough, but McCain is a total asshat. That's gotta count for something right? :)

what if you kid's first words are:
1. mama
2. obama
3. sisepuede

Oilbama was certainly successful in voting for the 2005 Energy Bill, written in secret by Vice President Cheney and the energy lobby. Thomas Friedman referred to the bill as “the sum of all lobbies.” U.S. PIRG noted that the bill’s “heavy tilt toward big oil companies reflects the influence of Exxon Mobil and other oil companies on policy-makers in Washington, DC.”

0.5 You publicly confess the top ten signs that you're too into Obama (and predict the number of recs that you'll receive with a margin of error of 4)

I used to have the cardboard Obama in bed with me but its rough edges bothered me and it required that I wear an Obama t-shirt to prevent it from hurting me. I don't like sleeping in a t-shirt. So now the cutout stands by the bed and I do hug it every night.

Down the hall, by the front-door, is my cardboard McCain and that has a motion sensitive voice box. Whenever I come in through the door now, it says "you're just hot." Of course, I also have Μή μου άπτου tattooed on my left inside wrist.

You have watched the Paris Hilton parody ad, and you think Paris Hilton wasn't being snarcastic when she said;

"wrinkly old white haired guy".

Number four is unfair - I don't qualify on any of the other nine, but I LOVE Keith Olbermann.

Also, I gotta cop to this one:

You practically LIVE on TPM because it's the only place you can find predominantly good things said about Obama.

Posted by stillidealistic

Really, still, I only do it to collect stuff to email to my dad, who worries every time the MSM says anything nice about McCain.

1. Your a Douche-bag.

You miss the best.thread.ever. because you were too busy hanging on his every word at the townhall meeting in YOUR TOWN!!!

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Definitely not top ten, but signs nonetheless:

You use Obama Mama Incense for Change,
you see his face in a vintage Listerine Donkey Razor Blade Bank, and you simply must own a bottle of the Barack Obama 2005 La Finquita Winery Napa Valley Merlot.