Cafe Talk | Talking Points Memo | The Top One Sign You're Too Into McCain

Your favorite drink is Shit on the Beach (metamucil and vodka).

Posted by m4me08
August 6, 2008 3:36 PM | Reply | Permalink

You start wondering what Paris Hilton will look like at 99.

Posted by Lalo35adm
August 6, 2008 8:12 PM | Reply | Permalink

This was nasty, I take it back.

Posted by Lalo35adm
August 6, 2008 8:26 PM | Reply | Permalink

A lot like Cindy McCain does now, I expect. I don't care if that's nasty, I won't take it back.

Posted by Whiskeyjack
August 6, 2008 10:25 PM | Reply | Permalink

Remember that movie, "Death Becomes Her", from early 90s, -- doesn't Cindy McCain sort of look like Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn at the end of that movie? She's right there in uncanny valley, right in the middle of it.

Posted by Unreadable Nixters
August 7, 2008 3:33 AM | Reply | Permalink

Your name is Taylor Marsh.

Posted by Tyler Oakley
August 6, 2008 8:25 PM | Reply | Permalink

You know that she's backing Obama full-time now, right?

Posted by Lalo35adm
August 6, 2008 8:27 PM | Reply | Permalink

Ooops, then I take that back.

Your name is Carly Fiorina.

Posted by Tyler Oakley
August 6, 2008 8:58 PM | Reply | Permalink

You create a new Wiki entry on "mental recession", then engage in passionate debates on the state of national economy

Posted by Lalo35adm
August 6, 2008 8:27 PM | Reply | Permalink

You can't get that "bomb bomb bomb" tune out of your head on the way to work every morning.

Posted by Lalo35adm
August 6, 2008 9:20 PM | Reply | Permalink

You give roughly 40% of your net income to McCain, even though you don't own a house.

Posted by observer2
August 6, 2008 9:31 PM | Reply | Permalink

This one is my favorite.

Posted by Alex39
August 7, 2008 12:03 AM | Reply | Permalink

Mine too.

Posted by matyra
August 7, 2008 11:06 AM | Reply | Permalink

We could also add, "You try to give $9200 to his campaign, but when contacted, say 'I'm still not going to vote for him'."

Posted by Alex39
August 7, 2008 8:09 AM | Reply | Permalink

You rename your son "Surge"

Posted by Lalo35adm
August 6, 2008 10:02 PM | Reply | Permalink

LOL!

Posted by Tyler Oakley
August 7, 2008 1:47 AM | Reply | Permalink

You're McCain's proctologist.

Posted by Kaneblues
August 6, 2008 10:09 PM | Reply | Permalink

You address everyone from your boss to your family as "My friends"

Posted by TheCount
August 6, 2008 11:33 PM | Reply | Permalink

That really creeps me out everytime he says it.

Posted by m4me08
August 7, 2008 1:08 AM | Reply | Permalink

You get 3 "I'm the trollupy, c*nty republican your momma warned you about" bumperstickers. One for each hummer.

Posted by m4me08
August 7, 2008 1:14 AM | Reply | Permalink

His death-grimace "grin" melts your heart.

Posted by ttarleton
August 7, 2008 8:54 AM | Reply | Permalink

First thing you did yesterday morning was delete Hilton's sex videos from your hard drive, in protest.

Posted by Lalo35adm
August 7, 2008 9:02 AM | Reply | Permalink

You love it when he gets angry.

Posted by LowlyWorm
August 7, 2008 9:58 AM | Reply | Permalink

You attended a seminar for foremen and office managers where they explain how your voice is counted.

Posted by Lalo35adm
August 7, 2008 10:03 AM | Reply | Permalink

Great showstopper. Can you explain?

Posted by LowlyWorm
August 7, 2008 10:30 AM | Reply | Permalink

Check TPM for stories on $$$$$ contributions from a mid-income couple in Queens earlier this week.

Posted by Lalo35adm
August 7, 2008 10:36 AM | Reply | Permalink

You think foreplay is prefacing all sexual encounters with "my friends".

Posted by GTFOOH
August 7, 2008 10:37 AM | Reply | Permalink

You throw away all of your surge protectors in protest.

Posted by Constantinople
August 7, 2008 10:49 AM | Reply | Permalink

You say "McCool" when you're referring to McCain.

Posted by matyra
August 7, 2008 11:10 AM | Reply | Permalink

Grease and calories is the last thing that comes to mind when you pass by a McDonald's sign.

Posted by Lalo35adm
August 7, 2008 11:45 AM | Reply | Permalink

You carry Milk of Magnesia in a flask!

Posted by GTFOOH
August 7, 2008 1:47 PM | Reply | Permalink

Or Beano

Posted by matyra
August 7, 2008 2:32 PM | Reply | Permalink

You've accumulated enough McPoints for a Harrier Jump Jet.

Posted by Pangaea
August 7, 2008 1:48 PM | Reply | Permalink

Or a replica of the USS Forrestal, complete with burning plane wreckage on deck.

Posted by eastside93
August 7, 2008 2:35 PM | Reply | Permalink

You transfer all money in your 401k, to stock in Sealy Posture Pedic.

Posted by GTFOOH
August 7, 2008 2:21 PM | Reply | Permalink

You agree with his assessment of Cindy McCain.

Posted by eastside93
August 7, 2008 2:37 PM | Reply | Permalink

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