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Sympathy for the Obamabots

Every time I post a criticism of Barack Obama, Obamabots either spam my post with thousands of lines of nonsense, or call me a racist idiot, or both, so it isn't exactly easy to sympathize with those beasties. Nevertheless, a couple of days ago Billy Glad replied to one of my comments on TPMCafe with a link to his excellent blog (billyglad.blogspot.com), and I felt an unexpected twinge of sympathy for the Youth Vote that has aligned itself with Barack Obama, even though the next reply to my comment was yet another Obamabot not only accusing me of racism but also of conspiring to have him or her banned from TPMCafe.

So it goes.

Billy's blog-link describes a folkloric device for catching monkeys: Soak a rag in sugar and put it in a bottle, and if a monkey grabs the rag, his fist is too big to slip back out, and the rag is too delectable to let go.

"The TPM monkeys won't let go of the Obama rag, but how could they? There's no sugar rag for them in the McCain jar."

There's not only no sugar rag in the McCain bottle, there's not much sugar in the rest of the world that the Youth Vote is likely to inherit. This is a desperate generation, for some very good reasons, and if they let go of Obama's empty promises, what's left?


If you're 18 years old, there's an excellent chance you'll grind out your life in a wasteland with a low-wage job, and the promise of "affordable healthcare" at the end of it isn't exactly inspiring.


So the Obamabots rejected Hillary and embraced Barack, and their credulity annoys the heck out of me, but they still deserve a better choice of futures than the nightmare of Bush/McCain, the tedium of old-line Democrats, and the empty promises of Barack Obama.


On the fringe of this dismal picture, "Uncle Ralph" Nader is shuffling around in his bathrobe, while the freaky and unintelligent Cynthia McKinney rattles her tin-foil hat defiantly at the moon, and Bob Barr explains to his audience dim-witted hoodoos how they can build their own roads after he abolishes the government.

The Obamabots don't have much of a choice on the current political scene, and if they won't let go of Obama's empty promises, I can't really blame them.


Comments (11)

You mean you get spammed and Obama's not even giving away toaster ovens to his bots?

Jacob, your post today is positively low-key and conciliatory by comparison to some of your previous ones. If you really don't understand why you tend to get so much spam and blowback - it's because you don't just post "criticism of Barack Obama" - your posts are often attacks on Obama combined with withering blasts of contempt for his supporters. When you're obviously trying to pick a fight, people are going to give you one.

Yeah, I'm changing my style, and it's partly because of a little more sympathy even for Obama's most fanatical "friends," and it's partly because McCain has gone psycho beyond psycho... meaning he was already psychotically disconnected from the reality of Iraq and the United States, and now he has flipped up so far into unknown realms of barking insanity that he makes ordinary psychos look sane.

My own little dose of reality is realizing that Obama really is the only alternative to the same gang of sadistic lunatics running the show for another four years, and that my own little fantasy about the Democratic Convention somehow throwing the nomination to Chris Dodd is just as crazy as the Bots' delusions about Obama.

So this post isn't a momentary blip in my program of (legitimately) bashing Obama... it's the end of it.

Hey, Jacob! Welcome to the club. Better late than after November.

There's a punch bowl full of kool-aid in the corner. Help yourself.

Typo: The fourth line from the bottom of my post should read "...Bob Barr explains to his audience of dim-witted hoodoos..."

In my view, the reason is far more simple and perhaps ultimately more respectful to Obama than your theory.

There can be no doubt at this point that he is a truly charismatic person. To say they support him because there is no better choice is to demean him, indirectly. And it's simply not true. The Youth Vote is notorious for staying home on election day.

All "charisma" really means is "looks good on TV," and if Dennis Kucinich looked like Obama, and played the same little games with "noble poses" that Obama plays (when did you ever see that guy without seeing his chin pointed at the sky?), we would be nominating a Democrat with real principles instead of a TV personoid, and yeah, I'm using the same meme as McCain's notorious Brittany/Paris commercial, which isn't as far wrong as Obamabots wish it was, except that McCain is so stupidly unhip that he picked the wrong pair of celebrities... He should have gone with Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, who are absolutely pure creations of the boob tube, like Obama, instead of having some claim to fame that originates elsewhere, even if it's only a trust fund or a lot of work in dance studios and exercise machines, like the even-more-maligned-than-she-deserves-to-be Brittany.

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Why does Obama's pose bother you so much? You should ask yourself why.

Maybe it's because I don't like cheap histrionics as a substitute for principles.

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They didn't stay home during the primaries, did they?

Hey Jacob, sympathy back. I really like some of your posts, but some of your others, not so much. I also appreciate your art.

That said, thanks for explaining your viewpoint in a more calm and civil manner.

All I can say is that as a supporter (please reconsider the term 'bot') I know I am voting for this generation's shrewdest politician, one who will win and who will expand the base.

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