So Obama has finally chosen a VP.  Senator Biden is a weak choice in some ways, a strong one in others... which is true of anyone else Obama could possibly have chosen.  Unless he could have gotten Superman to run with him, or something... and even then, the right would find SOMEthing to bitch about --

OBAMA: -- so I present a friend to us all, our protector, the greatest hero in the history of the world, a man who has countless times saved the entire planet Earth from dire peril, a man regarded with admiration by sentients throughout the multiverse, Superman, as my Vice Presidential nominee.

SEAN HANNITY:  What, the alien?  Does he have a birth certificate?  One that isn't forged, I mean?

RUSH LIMBAUGH:  Can't trust him.  He swears by Rao.  By RAO.  What is that, some kind of Islamic prophet?  No.  No.  No.

BILL O'REILLY:  I have nothing against Superman of course but first it's important to understand that he has absolutely no political experience whatsoever, and second, in his secret identity he's a member of the liberal mainstream media.  A bleeding heart.


ANN COULTER:  The United Nations has made him an honorary citizen of every nation on the globe so by definition he's simultaneously an Islamofascist, a Communist, North Korean, Chinese, Iranian, and Russian.  I swear if Superman is Obama's Vice Presidential pick I will have no choice except to campaign for Hillary Clinton who is more American than either of them.

MICHAEL SAVAGE:  I was going to talk about Democratic Vice Presidential nominee Superman today, but I understand I'm not allowed to use the word 'faggot'... wait, that's Ann Coulter's line, sorry.  I do understand that Superman fathered a child out of wedlock right before he abandoned us all for five years to visit a distant galaxy.  That's what the Democrats mean by personal responsibility, folks.