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Rumor: Obama to Suspend Campaign

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Senator Obama is calling a news conference and announcing that he's decided the best thing to do is to suspend his campaign because his opponent is a POW War Hero and that's all we need to know. We don't need to know if he's smart or informed or has a plan, can control his temper, is in the early stages of senility, is a warmonger of the first magnitude... NOPE, he's a POW War Hero and that qualifies him to be the President. Heck, it probably qualifies him to rule the world... or at least the pile of rubble that will be the world if John McCain can bluster and saber rattle enough to persuade the non-thinking voters to elect him, since ,as the polls noted, Senator Obama had already unfairly garnered all of the intelligent and non-self-interested voters.


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Ridicule, the best medicine for this collective media idiocy.

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