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Homeland Security Always Did Smell Like A Porta-Poti
Joe Lieberman has to be a happy man. His vision of Homeland Security has become a reality. His only problem is that the stench doesn't eminate from his sneaky, Made In The USA, deluxe, half-moon, three holer version, but rather, from a steaming Porta-Poti in Georgia. And, they have their own green-headed flies - they have no need for Chertov.
Compounding Lieberman's stench problem is the fact that Georgian President Mikhail Saakashvili now suffers from a set of red & swollen balls, attributed to Porta-Poti use. Unofficially, sources whisper that it was the result of a late night encounter with the, less than clean, Bunkhouse Bitch.
Now, bitchy native Georgians say that the only thing crawling around the Porta-Poti these days are Russian. And, they say that they would recognize real crabs, because they look like little Lindsey Grahams.
However, the Russian DHS said that they weren't taking any chances and that they would disinfect the Porta-Poti. If left untreated, the little Graham critters could leave everyone with numb nuts.
Petroleum based remedies are always coming down the pipeline, but the Russians seem to prefer a good old scrubbing with a fast acting Patton brush.
Maybe we can learn from the Russians. When you smell the stench, it's probably Porta-Poti Joe and his outhouse friends. You can disinfect, or, just end up a numb-nuts.
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Dmitri Rogozin, the Russian Ambassador to NATO, summed it up when he responded to reporters in Brussels by asking: "Are you ready to risk your prosperity and your lives and the lives of your children for the sake of Saakashvili?'' He might as well have referred to the latter by his nickname "Sorosvili,'' since George Soros, and his business partner at the Quantum Fund hedge fund, Mark Malloch Brown--more recently Lord Malloch-Brown--have been funding every single member of the Georgian government, from the Cabinet level down to the lowest-ranking police officer, to the tune of millions, ever since the so-called Rose Revolution.
http://www.larouchepac.com/news/2008/08/23/new-cuba-missiles-crisis-europe-are-we-headed-toward-world-w.html
August 23, 2008:
EIR Russia Intelligence Director Rachel Douglas, and a panel of LaRouche Youth Movement activists, on "LaRouche Warns of British Moves for a Cuban Missile Crisis in Reverse." Hosted by Harley Schlanger.
http://www.larouchepub.com/radio/archive_2008.html
August 23, 2008 7:02 PM | Reply | Permalink
I'll have to check out the link. I'm not that versed in world affairs. For now, I just see this as political entertainment. The GOP and Bushies want to maintain power anyway possible.
First, it's an attempt to get McCain & the cattle herder elected. If that seems to be failing, then Bush will declare some kind of urgent national emergency, or maybe even start a staged limited nuclear war, to make himself President For Life.
The Putin thing troubles me. Is he just playing along? If not, we're in for some real bad shit.
September 2, 2008 1:32 PM | Reply | Permalink
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