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Bush Library
This was sent to me in an-email, with no credit given to who originally said it...I believe it was on an investment chatboard, who knows when or where, but thought it was good enough to pass along...
Preliminary design plans for the George W. Bush Library...
The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages.
The Library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.
The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy.
The Economy Room which is in the toilet.
The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes a fifth time.
The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.
The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
The Supreme Court's Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, Magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.
The museum will also have an electron microscope to help you locate the President's accomplishments.
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Comments (5)
Anyone want to start building the McCaine library (just in case!)
August 22, 2008 11:42 AM | Reply | Permalink
Dang! "McCain" (hit the send button too fast!)
August 22, 2008 11:43 AM | Reply | Permalink
How about freedom fries at the concession stand?
August 22, 2008 11:54 AM | Reply | Permalink
Didn't someone here at TPM post this originally? I recall making a few entries and reading a whole slew more of some real zingers.
Just wanting to give credit where it's due...
August 22, 2008 2:57 PM | Reply | Permalink
Thanks, Jade! Missed it when it came through (or wasn't here then!) Appreciate the info.
August 22, 2008 10:32 PM | Reply | Permalink
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