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A word, to you my friends, from a former POW, about a craving for tables.
My friends,
after spending a number of years in Hanoi, without a kitchen table, I returned to my wife, but she had only one kitchen table awaiting me. That would never make up for that period of time that I was deprived of a kitchen table. I needed a woman that could afford to shower me with all the kitchen tables that I craved to have.
My friends; that is when, for the second time, I became a POW.(Philanderer On Wife)
I am John McCain and I wrote my approval of this message on one of my countless lovely kitchen tables.
Don't forget that I was a POW in Vietnam, and did I tell you about the time one of my guards played tic-tac-toe in the sand with me, I mean drew a cross in the sand, because we were just two Christians following the way of Jesus by bombing the shit out of peasants, and torturing the shit out of captives. Praise the lord. I am so blessed. All my pretty tables. Cormac McCarthy is going to do a novel about them.
Got to go now. When you own seven houses you have to devote seven more times yelling at the kids to get out of your yards.
O for cripes sake, Cindy! How many time do I have to tell you that I have not seen your damn makeup trowel. See how testy I get when you do not share your medication, that you got with your fake hand injury.
Hey, it is Matlock time. I love that show, Andy sure hasn't Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Comments (10)
Thanks, liam. So many McCainisms, so little time.
August 24, 2008 4:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
John Sidney McCain III is still a POW - Prisoner of Wealth (thanks TerryCarroll!)
August 24, 2008 5:59 PM | Reply | Permalink
And John McCain is still a POW-Promoter Of Wars.
August 24, 2008 6:48 PM | Reply | Permalink
Oh man this one's great! Laff-tastic.
August 24, 2008 7:21 PM | Reply | Permalink
I bet even McCain would laugh at this... that creepy laugh...
"My friends, THAT's not a TPM diary entry we can believe in .... Heahhheeaheahh..."
August 24, 2008 7:22 PM | Reply | Permalink
P.O.W.
How about Punch on Wife ...
August 24, 2008 9:59 PM | Reply | Permalink
This is priceless:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/lee-stranahan/watch-the-ad-on-the-econo_b_120934.html
Enjoy!
August 24, 2008 10:56 PM | Reply | Permalink
When he says "I know how to win wars," does he mean "by getting captured, being tortured, and getting everyone to feel sorry for you?" Because that sounds like a pretty good plan for taking on Putin.
August 25, 2008 7:56 AM | Reply | Permalink
Rec'd.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRWb2whWeIo
August 25, 2008 11:13 AM | Reply | Permalink
I need this this morning, liam.
I am utterly sick at the filth the Texas GOP has put out about Obama. It's nothing more than NAZI Filth and I'm sick to death of it washing around my country.
jesus wept.
AT least you gave me a giggle.
August 25, 2008 11:41 AM | Reply | Permalink
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