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The Dearth of the Cool

While at my local library I noticed
the August 2008 edition of Ebony magazine, which featured an essay by
William Jelani Cobbs and comments by others on “The Genius of Cool; the 25 Coolest Brothers of All Time.

Who are the coolest Two-Five?

1. Barack Obama, politician
2. Don Cheadle, actor
3. Billy Dee Williams, actor
4. Sidney Poitier, actor
5. Quincy Jones, music producer
6. Lenny Kravitz, musician
7. Jimi Hendrix, musician
8. Richard Roundtree, actor
9. Denzel Washington, actor
10. Sammy Davis, Jr., entertainer
11. Bob Marley, musician
12. Ed Bradley, journalist
13. Tupac Shakur, rapper
14. Adam Clayton Powell, politician
15. Gordon Parks, photographer
16. Muhammad Ali, boxer
17. Miles Davis, musician
18. Walt Frazier, basketball player
19. Jay-Z (Shawn Carter), rapper
20. Samuel Jackson, actor
21. Malcolm X, nationalist leader
22. Snoop Dogg, rapper
23. Prince, musician
24. Michael Jordan, basketball player
25. Marvin Gaye, singer

Without
a doubt each of these individuals do possess what essayist William
Jelani Cobbs called the “key elements of coolness”: “self-possession,
elegance and the ability fluent in body language…” One might add grace
under pressure.

But if one looks at the list one notes that not
one black thinker or activist, except perhaps Malcolm X or Adam Clayton
Powell, is “cool”—not even Martin Luther King. The vast majority of the
these cool brothers are in the entertainment/performance industry.

Black
Cool is not of the mind and the intellect and how it is expressed in
any cohesive, elegant form, except in the case of Barack Obama, whose
cool confidence is often called arrogance. No, the coolness on this
list is of the body, which reinforces that “black achievement” is
physical, not of the mind and body working in unison.

A majority
of those selected are actors and entertainers, men who are paid to
exude “coolness” in an artificial arena or to appear as “black
coolness.” Black thugs, pimps, and rappers are the essence of black
body coolness in post-civil rights America.

Who are the truly cool dudes who exude grace under pressure as an “antidote to the heat of hateration”?


Comments (14)

Think you're unfair to the list, More than half were born before the 60s and the protests and legislation. So the list does not predominantly reflect "post-civil-rights cool".

I see only 3 rappers. Musicians and actors dominate, though. Since cool is not wisdom, I'm OK with that.

I understand your concern, but imagine if there was a similar list of the 25 coolest white dudes of all time. I don't know who'd be on the list (not being a scholar of cool), but I hardly think that Einstein, Schindler, or [insert name of most impressive white dude you can think of] would make the cut.

Hopefully, Ebony also has other lists besides this list of cool, but as this list is about coolness, I can't criticize their choices.

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Good Lord, this is mind-numbingly asinine.

The real unfortunate thing about the list is that it ranks Kravitz ahead of Hendrix.

Asinine? No, I don't think so. Very, very superficial? Yeah, IMNSHO.

If Miles was cool (which he undoubtedly was, no matter how you define the measuring device), what about Herbie Hancock? If Muhammad Ali, why not Jackie Robinson, who without coolness would never have survived his first season? Compared to Sam Cooke, both Sammy and Marvin were at least luke warm.

I don't like the concept much, and I kinda hate the list. Then why respond? you ask. Just to show how cool I am, I suppose.

Such lists are merely for amusement, little more than a popularity contest. It's to be expected that celebrities would fill the majority of the list. There was a time not so long ago when Michael Jackson would be on the top of this list. So what does that tell us?

Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting. Proverbs 31:30

I can't speak to charm, owning little. But I can say I'm not as fast as some might think.

Cornell West is cool.

will.I.am is cool - and while a musician, he is also a thinker.

However, being cool is not the same as the most respected, the greatest, etc. It is a shallower quality, incorporating skill, style and charisma - so not surprisingly, it is dominated by people with skills, style and charisma -musicians and actors.

Interesting... a national magazine whose primary audience is African Americans lists what it believes are the "coolest" brothers, Norman makes a comment that the magazine's list seems to focus more on individuals who have "achieved" based primarily on success in the entertainment industry putting forth what he notes is "artificial" -- that is "acting" cool rather than being cool -- and his post is labeled "unfair" "assinine," the list is "superficial"... the list called "shallow."

Now, I am not a regular reader of Ebony (or Jet or Essence or Vibe). I'm also not one who is into lists. I don't wait with baited breath for the the latest from People or Us Weekly or Maxim or FHM or Men's Health or Women's Wear Daily and so on.

On one hand, I get what Ebony is trying to do. On the other, I get what Norman is saying: How interesting that a list of "cool" black men is constructed on the fluidity of the physical -- on stage or screen or sport -- and less the mastery of the mind. Is not Neil DeGrasse Tyson, for example, cool?

But what prompted me to weigh in on Norman's side, (just a moment while I put on my flak jacket and standby for incoming) is this notion (not picking on you specifically, Ben, so bear with me a sec):

I understand your concern, but imagine if there was a similar list of the 25 coolest white dudes of all time. I don't know who'd be on the list

I don't have to imagine. There are such lists. I come across them all the time. Sometimes they are called things like "the Literary Canon," (the best literature of all time, all Euro-centric in its focus) or the best composers of all time or the most historical significant men (and/or women) of all time. Or Forbes' "Top 100 Richest Men (and Women) in America."

Or you can peruse the superficial "Sexiest Man or Woman Alive" or "Most Eligible Bachelors/Single Women". Or the "100 Hottest Celebrities".

The point I'd like to make is that those of you in the "majority culture" take your lists for granted, take your "status" for granted, and very often "push back" against "leveling" of the playing field. Your lists are so commonplace to you, you have conjure up a new one to be able to "imagine" who might be on it.

Your lists are unfailingly "you-centric" and somewhere, someone has made a list that includes Einstein, Schindler, Oppenheimer, and Horowitz, but leaves off Carver (and not because he wasn't Jewish.)

Another example: For most of its existence, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences didn't even bother to consider the work talented black actors and actesses as good enough to make their "cool" list of Best performers in lead or supporting roles. Heck, it overlooked an entire genre and thousands of films in black cinema but reached across oceans to include foreign films.

Maybe you get what I'm saying. Before you minimize or trash Ebony's list, just try to consider it from a different perspective.

Finally, maybe Mr. Cobbs could have chosen a better word to describe his or Ebony's list. Or defined "cool" a bit differently. Or maybe my definition of "cool" is a bit stagnant.

And if I had asked TPM bloggers to comment on some mens' magazine's list of the 100 sexiest women, no one would have objected? I think in Honduras the expression would be "caca del toro."

I'm sure there would be some who would cry foul. Or should that be "fowl" as in "hot chicks?"

But TPM is hardly exclusive as to its content. It is not all political. It is not all serious. There are posts of imaginary parties, spam posts about video games, posts about nothing (Blog Post Title), posts about trolls, who is and who isn't, posts about loons and recipes responding to trolls, posts about the sucky TPM interface, posts about other posts. So with all of that, somehow this post "inappropriate?" And with all due respect, if one of the hot chicks on the list of 100 sexiest babes was Hillary or Barbara Boxer, politicians, you'd probably be writing posts about the 25 best cougars bars in DC.

You (generic "you" employed here) see fit to comment on a wide variety of topics, some of which relate to race, race relations, race in politics. You comment appropriateness of the N-word, Reverend Wright (imagine the outrage if he had appeared on the list), Jesse Jackson, Michelle Obama. You comment on who is or is not arrogant, elitist, uppity, out of touch, but you don't want to know who is "cool" according to one black magazine? You rant and rail about affirmative action, reverse discrimination, the problems in black America, but this post -- which could have spurred a different conversation -- is the "sheet ov dee bool?"

I see.

I'm sure there would be some who would cry foul.

Yes, that was my point. And the outcry would be quite legit, wouldn't it?

And with all due respect, if one of the hot chicks on the list of 100 sexiest babes was Hillary or Barbara Boxer, politicians, you'd probably be writing posts about the 25 best cougars bars in DC.

You clearly know very little about my posting proclivities, my esthetics, or my geography.

If William Jelani Cobbs really wants to delve into "The Genius of Cool", why limit the list to brothers?

In my mind, Florence Griffith-Joyner, Lena Horne, Aretha Franklin, Alice Walker, Diana Ross, Angela Davis, Josephine Baker, Maya Angelou, Whoopi Goldberg, Rosa Parks, Queen Latifah, Chaka Khan, Coretta Scott King, Roberta Flack, Virginia Hamilton, Oprah, Pam Grier, Gladys Knight, Tina Turner, Mary J. Blige, Jackie Joyner-Kersee, and Wanda Sykes would all give the men on this list a run for their money on coolness.

As I commented to my friend Ethelbert, I'm waiting to see Ebony's list of the all time coolest black women.

He was of the opinion that the E 25 of cooldom merely related to whom had been on its cover.

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