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GWB to Divorce over Drunkenness and Infidelity

The Russian news agency Pravda reports that George W. and Laura Bush will divorce after the upcoming 2008 elections. Mrs. Bush will reportedly be paid $20 million should she divorce her husband.

Bush's repeated sexual encounters with Condoleezza Rice (TMI, TMI, TMI!) has been reported to be at the center of the dispute between the President and the First Lady.  Bush's inability to stay on that wagon has also been reported as a factor.

Oh, and apparently Bush joins McCain in publicly calling his wife a c*nt.

Read the full story here.  It's a hoot (in a disgusting Republican sort of way)!

And do Recommend this post should you choose.


Comments (50)

Too funny by half! However given the source I am going to have to chalk this one up to BS.

But it is a great read!

You know, had it been a single source citing it, I would have chalked it up to bullshit, too. But I have been reading little snippets of this on and off for about three years now.

Pravda just made it worthwhile to put a post together on it.

I don't doubt it at all. Laura Bush walking away with $20 mil and a modicum of respect...don't doubt it at all.

Mr. Bush is an embarrassment extraordinaire!

It IS a single source, The Examiner. No other source, just repetition of The Examiner's story if you actually read the Pravda piece. They are not "reporting" anything here, just repeating third hand. See my comment downthread.

The echo chamber has sunken to a new low. The only consolation I'll have if Obama loses to McCain is knowing that the kind of people who source the National Enquirer as fact won't have any voice in my government.

Read the entire piece. There were other sources.

And while you're at it, go to eBay and bid on a sense of humor.

I'm inclined to take this mainly as a joke. As a joke, I like it!

As a news story, it would seem thinly sourced -- since Pravda seems to mainly quote American tabloids as its sources.

I think everything about Bush (all of them) are nothing more than tabloid worthy. :-D

I'll make mine the 3rd voice to say that I doubt the veracity of this story. And although I'll admit to laughing, I'm embarrassed by my laughter. We would not be amused if such poorly sourced allegations were being made against Obama.

Remember...laughter is the best medicine.

I wonder if that would be the remedy of whiners, too. Since the great Gramm (cracker) seems to think we're all whiners, maybe a dose of a chuckle or three might just fix up our broken economy, too! ;)

It would be wrong to blanket e mail this 'story' with as much zest and zeal as those who gleefully pushed the send button millions of times to 'spread the word' about Obama being Muslim and/or unpatriotic, etc. !

But isn't sending it to those who continually clog up my inbox with Obama crap really an obligation to join them in spreading the 'facts' reaped from the internet? And that wouldn't be a bad thing. Or would it?

Hmmm. Never mind, rhetorical question.

Now that there's funny and I don't care who you are!

(Be sure to check the pic on the original post. It alone is priceless!)

I must confess - I hit send! (But only to three of those who have sent me the vilest Obama crap!)

And I'm not sorry! Nah Nah Nah! (Raspberry!!!)

Can't wait to get their replies! Too funny.

Okay, I'm going to my room now. Alone. To think about the 'bad' thing I've done. Attitude readjustment.

As additional penance I'll fine myself $25.00 and send it to Obama!

Thanks Ms. JoAnne.

You're most welcome and I look forward to an update! :-D

What a conundrum for Laura. Spend the rest of your life with George and the pathetic Bush clan, or take $20 million.

I think Laura has a better chance at getting $200 million than $20 million, but either way it's a no-brainer.

At this stage, they could give me a buck and a quarter to be rid of the embarrassment that is G. W. Bush. Hell, I'd give them a fin if it would make him go away!

No shit.

I see your tabloid journalism report, and raise you with a new, updated report on the fraudulent nature of the scanned image of Obama's birth certificate:

From Israeli Insider

via

Atlas Shrugged blog.

I thought this had all blown over until the customer with whom I was working yesterday - and who knows I'm an Obama supporter from the evidence in my vehicle windows - asked what I thought about the new report from a forensic document analyst stating that the birth certificate is definitely a fraud.

My response was that I usually consider the source of such reports, and my philosophy is that unless a source makes some effort to provide a balanced perspective on issues, I tend to not consider them as valid.

So, anyone familiar with Atlas Shrugged?

My personal take on this is that as it easy for an experienced graphics person to photoshop images to present data that suits their argument, I have no reason to believe this article any more than I did the ones last month.

If Obama had not been born in the United States, reliable mainstream sources would have publicized it long before this.

Oops,

My personal take on this is that it is easy....

no is that as it easy.....

I try to stay away from the wingmut sites but for some reason I visited AS not too long ago...let's just say I won't be going back anytime soon.

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I think the story is more credible than you think.

The Russians have had a front seat view of the White House inner workings. Remember it was Karl Rove that created a separate, secret, RNC-funded e-mail system where all the important WH staff sent their messages - away from the prying eyes of the US people.

What they didn't count on was the prying eyes of Russian counterespionage directed at the White House.

Had Karl let e-mails go through government systems, they'd be protected. Instead, he rolled the dice. And the Russians, Chinese, and Israelis pounced.

I bet they have tons of material to blackmail the whole Administration with.

Oh........

Are you sure it's with Rice?..........

I don't think Pravda knows what it's talking about. Maybe they just got confused and said Condi when they meant to say Cheney.

Ok, that was a visual I could have lived without! ICK! Brain bleach, please!

Sorry....I can't help it.

My state of mind is a corrupted product of the news cycle over the last eight years.

I humbly surrender myself for the appropriate punishments.

Tempt. Me! ;-)

Let's not forget all those late night and overnight WH stays by the male prostitute/sycophantic "reporter" Jeff Gannon!

Further, we know this is true and was so embarrassing that the WH had the SS destroy all visits to the WH.

Will we ever learn the truth? Is there a shred of decency left inside the beltway?

Will we ever learn the truth? Is there a shred of decency left inside the beltway?

No. And, no.

Anything that mentions Rense and Wayne Madsen has to be taken with a large block of salt. Perhaps with the Bonneville Salt Flats...

I agree that the story is a hoot in a fun gossip sort of way so I followed your links.

Your first line

The Russian news agency Pravda reports that George W. and Laura Bush will divorce after the upcoming 2008 elections

is quite incorrect.

They don't do that at all. The Pravda piece is reporting that this gossip is in the U.S. supermarket tabloid The Examiner. Not only that, but they report that third hand, they say they read about the Examiner piece in Italy’s La Repubblica, which was reporting what was said in The Examiner piece

Bascially what you have here is a story in Italy and Russia that says "guess what the hot gossip is in those zany American tabloids this week?! We tell you so you don't have to fly to an American supermarket to buy them."

Let me put it this way: American bloggers like to complain about the stupidity of the American public as in how they only care about what Paris Hilton and O.J. Simpson is up to. Well, the overall Italian and Russian public? Not soooo very much different; mho, in many ways, worse. Tabloid style "news" is very popular in both countries.

to go right to the Pravda piece,

http://english.pravda.ru/world/americas/18-07-2008/105821-george_laura_bush_divorce-0

my highlighting:

Many US tabloids have been flooded with rumors of George W. Bush’s family misfortunes recently. The latest gossip is about George and Laura Bush to divorce after November elections. George and Laura Bush to divorce after election because of Condi Rice?

Italy’s La Repubblica newspaper wrote with reference to The National Examiner tabloid that George and Laura Bush were planning a divorce after the presidential election in the USA.

According to the supermarket tabloid, George and Laura Bush hardly ever speak to each other. George feels very unhappy and does not want Laura to leave him. However, the newspaper wrote, Laura is tired of everything....

I don't see how anyone could characterize that as "The Russian news agency Pravda reports." It's fully and clearly laid out that not a single part of the story comes from them, and clearly written as a fun puff piece about what gossip is being put out by an American tabloid. It might be that they were short on Russian oligarch gossip this week.

Jeez, it's a fluff piece (and for the record it is their link and their story so they did report it). I didn't say I was Deep Throat (no comments from the peanut gallery) and this was the finding of century.

Get a sense of humor.

And my entire piece goes beyond just what was on the Pravda page. I would say read it but I doubt you'd find much humor.

Sure. Except in your follow-on comments you start treating it seriously. Good news if you spent more time in the supermarkets and less around TPM, you might get a more balanced view of reality.

I do believe there is truth to the rumors. As said, I have read stories over the years saying similar things. Many rumors are based in fact.

Or maybe I can fully appreciate why she might want to leave. :-D

LOL......Now who's creating brain images?

Admittedly, the one you created is far more appealing than the one created by me and certainly doesn't approach the implied prerequisites required to minimally qualify for punishments. hehe

You crack me up!

Oh the joy of someone with a great sense of humor!

I've been reading reports for some time claiming that George has repeatedly fallen off the wagon in recent years and that his marriage is in trouble. Though the eminence of a divorce didn't occur to me when I first watched the ­video of his Houston fundraiser, the bit about them shopping for a house in Dallas would sure­ fit the story. Maybe the house will only be for Laura? (Inquiring minds want to know...)

As far as I am concerned, hell would be ok for her, too. Some may still like her, but I think she's as much of an enabler as his morally bankrupt and decrepit mother.

For what it's worth:

We have often heard here how Bill Clinton's dalliances are not considered appropriate fodder for making a judgment on his presidency.

It would appear that those talking about GWB in similar terms are wholly hypocritical.

GWB was a disaster as a president -- but you don't need to talk about his marital issues (if any) to make that point. Indeed, his marital issues (if any), didn't tie up the country for 2 years while the business of the president went neglected.

Perhaps if GWB got the occasional blowjob we wouldn't have invaded Iraq.

It's a how you look at it.

And who was it that tied our country up over BJ-gate? Right, the Republicans.

No. Bill deserves as much credit as Congress. His outright lying about it put it on the front page. He also should have known better given that this wasn't the first time... his pattern was known back to Arkansas.

By the way, I would assume that you would know getting BJ's by White House staff would qualify as sexual harassment under most circumstances.

Nice to see you advocate gutter politics -- so long as it's against the GOP. That makes you no different than FNC.

It is not sexual harassment if you initiate and are willing. A statement like that does disservice to women who ARE harassed!

I am not sticking up for BC in any way but spending millions of dollars over a blow job - while he was a sitting president - was a travesty in every way. THAT was what kept Clinton from doing real work and that was all on the Republicans.

It is not sexual harassment if you initiate and are willing.

Anyone (especially a man) that gets involved with some consensual office "fun", can be subject to harassment charges if the woman cries "foul" after the act. Even if she consented to it initially. (She will say she felt pressured, especially if the man is higher up in management.) Apparently, you haven't been properly trained in sexual harassment:

http://www.allbusiness.com/human-resources/workplace-health-safety/11333-1.html

A statement like that does disservice to women who ARE harassed!

I very much agree with you. Which is why women who cry "foul" after they've had their fun and might feel emotionally spurned are so despicable. But they do exist and they do take advantage of the system that immediately assumes they are victims.

Had Monica not protected Bill, it could have been a full blown harassment case (though I do not know the specific laws in the District of Columbia, I assume they are similar to those in CA).

It is not sexual harassment if you initiate and are willing. A statement like that does disservice to women who ARE harassed!

I am not sticking up for BC in any way but spending millions of dollars over a blow job - while he was a sitting president - was a travesty in every way. THAT was what kept Clinton from doing real work and that was all on the Republicans.

You are correct but, I really have a hard time believing Bill would ever file sexual-harrassment charges.

I can't imagine Laura Bush as tolerating anything more than reluctant missionary. ;)

A divorce? Such unheard of rantings! A wife's place is with her husband, chained. Next you will tell me that there is to be a celebration with food and dancing.

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Evil tongues recalled the story of a Freudian slip which happened to Ms. Rice during an official meeting in Washington. Condoleezza Rice, who is always meticulous in the choice of her words, reportedly said the following: "As I was telling my husb—" before abruptly breaking off and correcting herself: "As I was telling President Bush."

Did this actually happen??

On the My Husband thing: http://www.slate.com/id/2099516/

After reading that, it makes me wonder more than before, did that actually happen? FTFA:

Whether this happened exactly as reported has since been questioned in a second leak—and in fact it seems that while Rice said the first thing, she didn't go on to say, "As I was telling President Bush."

If the source of all this is one or two leaks, I'm not even sure if she said the first thing.

Honestly, without video, there's no way to know.

Even if 10 people say it happened, that doesn't mean it did.

Personally, I find the thought creepy (but then the thought of Bush doing Condi is creepier, hell, the thought of Bush doing anything would be a miracle unto itself!)

But it's fun to think (just like the original post here).

You read it on the internet so it must be true!

There you go again!!! You muse, you.

The thought of Bush with assless chaps and a mask on, getting spanked over Condi's knees and, saying "I've been bad." "I'm not worthy." "I'm bad."

Shame. Shame. For sparking these nasty thoughts. :)


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