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Democrats: So, the surge worked. Now, they want to own their own government. We leave right?
Republicans: But the surge worked because we had the balls to escalate the war at a very unpopular time.
Democrats: OK. So, you had the balls. And now they have the balls, and the resources, to take control of their own country.
Republicans: But back to our balls. Do you know how big they are?
Democrats: Are they big enough to do what the Iraqi government would like for it's people?
Republicans: You just don't know how big our balls are.
Democrats: If they're that big, then lets leave Iraq.
Republicans: Oh no! And give up all the gains we've made? Our balls have worked tirelessly for progress. And they are enormous.
Democrats: Big if they're so big then wouldn't they stand up to the next challenge?
Republicans: Our balls have already proven themselves.
Democrats: So your balls are retiring?
Republicans: No. They're huge!!!
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Democrats: So, if your balls are so big, why can't you be ballsy enough to say that the surge only "worked" because you put more troops in than was required, at a time when everyone at home felt they should come home, and that the huge amount of troops did absolutely nothing to help make the Iraqi puppet government take advantage of the surge in order to bring about the surge's stated goal of helping to bring about an Iraqi government?
Republicans: Besides having balls, you don't make sense.
July 23, 2008 1:22 AM | Reply | Permalink
Republicans again: BUT....your balls are smaller than our balls. Did we mention that we have HUGE balls?
July 23, 2008 1:26 AM | Reply | Permalink
Republicans yet again: And did we mention that you still don't make sense?
July 23, 2008 1:29 AM | Reply | Permalink
Republicans: Our balls are so big that, when we say the surge worked, the surge worked -- whether or not our balls played a role.
Democrats: Do you think the BRAINS at the head of our party played a role?
Republicans: Have you noticed how our balls oscillate? What a magnificent sight.
July 23, 2008 1:34 AM | Reply | Permalink
And the spawn of republicans balls has been...
July 23, 2008 1:34 AM | Reply | Permalink
Lotsa balls?
July 23, 2008 1:35 AM | Reply | Permalink
Very similar to the Jewish soup.
July 23, 2008 1:42 AM | Reply | Permalink
Republicans: Watch us play Whack-a-Mole with our giant balls.
July 23, 2008 1:43 AM | Reply | Permalink
Republicans: Not only are our balls big enough for excellence in Whack-a-Mole, we have enough quarters to play this game for a hundred years! Republican Balls everywhere rejoice!
July 23, 2008 1:46 AM | Reply | Permalink
The pornographic alliteration is very appropriate.
July 23, 2008 1:47 AM | Reply | Permalink
And here's what's going unsaid: "Our balls are SO enormous, that we can't let this advantage go. Let's use these big, beautiful balls to control this entire region!"
July 23, 2008 7:35 AM | Reply | Permalink
You guys think you're funny. But you wouldn't even be able to make fun of Republican balls, without the surge. If the Democrats had had their way, none of us would have the balls to make these jokes -- Al Qaeda would have taken them all.
July 23, 2008 9:30 AM | Reply | Permalink
OK, M. B. Hill might be too young to remember this (no offense), but I can't believe I'm the first to bring this up:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_W-fIn2QZgg
July 23, 2008 1:13 PM | Reply | Permalink
None taken... the perfect soundtrack.
July 26, 2008 2:29 PM | Reply | Permalink
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