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The Whitey Tape!!!! Michelle Obama Exposed!!!!!

Here. Not as bad as we thought.


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Dude, you're evil.

THIS IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR RICK ASTLEY!!

!!!RICKMENTUMTM!!!

(just intended as a nod to your cool "idiotic" post the other day.) :-)

Curse my poor HTML, though, for not making the trademark sign properly!

It's the thought that counts - and RICKMENTUM sounds pretty dangerous :)

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fucking brilliant!

OMG, is that the young David Caruso?

Actually, that was much worse than I expected!

Oh man...Rick Astley. You're pure evil. What Betamax tape did you have to dust off to find THAT?

Rec'd, natch. :-)

Much worse! You are a bad, bad man :)

How did I know that was coming...? Well done, my good man.

You know, it's funny the first time, but this is the SECOND time I've clicked on a link to that video! Rick roll me once...

Can't get rolled again,eh?

Know what's great about this? My husband had never been rickrolled, didn't know what it was. When I saw your post, I was praying it was a rickroll just so I could show it to him.

Great Stuff!

Inspired!

Play it again! Play it again!

very nice.

Whitey salutes you Michelle Obama!

And whatever Rick Astley said.

That was even worse than the thought of the "Whitey" comment being true. That hurt!

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!! THE TRUE TAPE HAS BEEN RELEASED BY LARRY JOHNSON!!!! MICHELLE OBAMA SAID 'KILL ASTLEY', NOT 'KILL WHITEY'!!!! BU, 'ASTLEY' AND 'WHITEY' ARE SYNONYMS SO SHE REALLY SAID IT, SHE REALY DID!!!!!!

First, 45-year-old junk ball pitcher, Jamie Moyer of the Phillies is about to pass him on the all-time win list. And now this disrespect from Michele Obama. It's been a bad week for Whitey Ford. I'm guessing Obama's lost the 70- to 90-year-old Yankee fan vote.

And all of this came after Everlast's "Whitey Ford Sings The Blues".

Oh, the humanity!

Michelle, I am never going to give you up, never going to let you down, never going to run around and desert you.

Or dessert you.

And I know you never had a "whitey" rant, but if you did let me tell you that I'd... understand!

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

Okay, I admit it, whitey*. I came back to your diary just to get voluntarily "rolled" again, only this time with head phones on, to the grateful relief of everyone within earshot who is over 50 and still has their hearing, and anyone under 49 who still has their mind.

*I understand that I am now ineligible for elected office, or ineligible to be the gay spouse of anyone who seeks elected office.

Lift from Andrew Sullivan's blog much? ;)

Prolly got it from Balloon Juice

HIDE THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!

As there is no longer a recommended post about the allegation against Michelle Obama, I thought I might post this article in an unlikely source (Reason) that quite thoroughly demolishes Larry Johnson and his accusation:

http://www.reason.com/blog/show/126883.html


If you've seen the video, now it's time to read the brief!!! Here it is. Turns out, it's a Pat Buchanan rant = http://www.buchanan.org/blog/?p=969

Rick Rolled again!!! Larry Johnson needs to be rolled!! Preferably in a carpet. Just kidding - just kidding.

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