There once was a race between three candidates. Hillary was the power walker, Obama was the skate boarder and McCain was McCane on a cane limping because half of his base regarded him with scorn and distrust.  Hillary and Obama left McCain in the dust as they battled for the nomination.  Hillary was speed-walking her way to the lead with her Tony Robbins I Am Inevitable on her walkman.  Obama was the sk8erboi who surprise the powerwalker and came up on her quickly with his Yes I Can will.i.am crap blaring on his iPod.  Hillary picked up her pace and battled as hard as she could, but in the end Obama won the nomination in an epic battle.