There once was a race between three candidates. Hillary was the power walker, Obama was the skate boarder and McCain was McCane on a cane limping because half of his base regarded him with scorn and distrust.  Hillary and Obama left McCain in the dust as they battled for the nomination.  Hillary was speed-walking her way to the lead with her Tony Robbins I Am Inevitable on her walkman.  Obama was the sk8erboi who surprise the powerwalker and came up on her quickly with his Yes I Can will.i.am crap blaring on his iPod.  It was a hard fought race but the sk8erboi won.