by Dan Tynan
Special to The WitList

As we all know, reverse racism is a terrible thing. For years White
Americans have suffered at the hands of those privileged to possess a
higher melanin count and superior vertical lift. We have been
victimized by a vast Afro-American conspiracy to keep us from appearing
on the BET network, starting at point guard for the Los Angeles Lakers,
or dating Oprah.

Now, with the Obamas poised to move into the White House, it's time to reverse reverse racism before it's too late.

In
truth, the problem lies not with Barack Obama. He's like Tiger Woods
without the Swoosh. And being half white, there's a good chance he has
an average-sized penis.

Michelle
Obama, on the other hand.... Big Problem. Not only is she black and
female, she's also angry. And there is nothing more dangerous to White
America than an Angry Black Female With an Enormous Penis.

Despite near-documentary evidence to the contrary, Michelle Obama continues to deny she used the phrase “Whitey” in a conversation with Louis Farrakhan and Reverend Jeremiah Wright
about the elimination of the Caucasian race. Maybe that's true. But if
she's not a reverse racist, why does her official campaign limo have a
“Honk if you're a honky” bumper sticker on the back? And why does she
refer to the Oval Office as the “Ofay Office” when white people aren't
listening?

White America demands and deserves answers to these questions.

But
wait, it gets worse. Thanks to our exhaustive research, we've uncovered
more damning evidence of Michelle Obama's hatred of her paler peers.
Over the years she's made a number of comments harmful to the white
race, followed by pitiful denials. Here are just a few examples.

“Stick it to da man.” While
touring a furniture factory in Ohio, the would-be first lady was heard
to reveal her master plan for dealing with whites after ascending to
the White House. Obama claims she actually said “Stickley – he's the
man,” referring to Gustav Stickley, master furniture maker of the early 20th century. Oh come on. How would a black person know anything about that?

“Foshizzle ma nizzle.” Michelle
Obama was clearly seen lip syncing this phrase when she appeared in a
Snoop Dogg rap video as one of his bitches. Obama claims to have never
appeared on stage with the Snoopster in any venue, taped or otherwise.
She did not, however, deny being one of his bitches.

“I was marinatin' on the porch with my homies sippin on a 40.” Obama claims this refers to marinating pork at home for Barack's 40th birthday. This clearly an outright lie. We all know Muslims don't eat pork.

“I'm gonna bust a cap in that white bitch's ass.”
Obama claims this statement concerns a visit to her veterinarian's
office and an anal suppository, and that “white bitch” refers to her
Alaskan Eskimo dog, not Hillary Clinton. Please. Do you think we've
never seen Cleopatra Jones or Get Christie Love?

“Dyn-o-mite!” Obama admits she actually did say this.

This
charade has gone on long enough. Can we really be expected to believe
that the wife of the country's first semi-black presidential candidate
could conduct herself as an adult in public? That a graduate of Princeton and Harvard Law isn't hooked on Ebonics or out to destroy the White Race as we know it?

What do you think we are, stupid?