If you take a look at my profile you will see that I'm obviously not an Obama supporter.  I'll be writing in the name of the only candidate willing to return this occursed nation back to its Christian tradition - Mike "god's wing man" Huckabee.

But I've been watching you namby-pamby Obama supporters lately and thought I'd share some free advice.  You see - when you support a man who's as extreme as Mike Huckabee, you get quite comfortable with people insulting you and criticising your candidate.   It doesn't even bother me anymore when he's labeled a hypocrite or a moron, or when people state that his views on evolution and the creation of the Earth don't qualify him to manage a Dairy Queen, let alone be the leader of the free world.   I just take every criticism, write down who said it, and put their name on a round of buck-shot.  I call my collection of ammunition my "whitty comebacks".   Praise Jesus.

But you fools need to realize that most of Hillary Clinton's supporters are women and as such, they take criticism of their candidate much more seriously than I do.   Especially those supporters who are currently on their periods!  Can you imagine a room full of angry menses-laden Hillary-ites reading your comments about how her speech was too much about her and not enough about the colored fella you're supporting?  That would make them down right crazy!

Your candidate uses his forked tounge to preach about unity and togetherness.  He's supposedly all about bringing together ideas from both sides of the political spectrum and compromising where necessary.  He does not want deviciveness in his campaign - but that's exactly what your're doing when you criticise her now.  

SURE - you're all still mad because you believe she ran a dirty campaign, and you believe she resorted to the same tactics that my glorious party uses to take down their enemies.  But guess what dummies - her people think the same of you and your campaign.   And you know what else - you won!  The thing to do now is bend over backwards and kiss these womens feet.  Bow to them, let them know they fought a great fight, an honorable fight.  Let them know that every single thing that was said was taken out of context.   It's the only way to bring them to your side. 

And don't think you can fake it - these bitches will know!  Believe me - you think you can sneak something past an angry woman you haven't been around women for that long.  BUt that wouldn't surprise me with your limp wristed liberals - I guarantee you guys are dancing around the room in your fairy gear right now.   But instead of frolicking with other men (I'd tell you to read the bible and repent - but I know it wouldn't do any good) you should be reaching out to every Hillary supporter. 

Both the colored fella with the funny name and the woman have said that "this time it's too important".  And I agree with them - but for different reasons.  I don't believe we can afford to put John McCain in the White House unless he's got the main man Huckabee as his VP.  He's too weak on terrorism and too liberal on God's issues for my liking.  How dare he refuse the glorious endorsements of Reverend Hagee and Reverend Parsley.   Fool.   Reverend Hagee has more godliness in one of those fat little fingers of his than John McSatan has in his whole body.  The only thing good about him is that he's so crazy that it'll be easy for my team to manipulate him once he's in power.  (Praise Jesus).

But back to my point - if you our team to win this thing - keep gloating.  Keep blaming Hillary and her gaggle of supporters for this and that - and rub it in their noses that they lost.   The only person that helps is KKKarl Rove and Jesus. (and Kirk Cameron, god bless his holy name.)