Larry Sinclair held his press conference at the National Press Club today.

To quote Idiotic: This is EXCELLENT News for Obama!!!!

You have to read the at least HuffPo's account of the sitcom, but here are at least a couple of gems worth taking to the loo for a laugh:

And pay Sinclair has -- for the venue and its microphone, as well as for a kilted lawyer (with a suspended license) named Montgomery Blair Sibley, who informed those assembled that his preferences in dress were arrived at as a way to secure comfort for his unusually large sexual organs. "I don't know why men wear pants," he said with a poker face. "It's a function of male genitalia. If you're size normal or smaller, you're probably comfortable with [pants]. ... Those at the other end of the spectrum find them quite confining." 

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 As for the evidence he provided, it amounted to a few phone numbers -- registered under different names and in different states -- that Mr. Sinclair claimed he used to call, variously, a limousine driver, the deceased choir director of Trinity United Church of Christ, and others. Clearly, it is now the duty of the mobile phone companies to open up these records to court scrutiny. (Forgive me for not reprinting any of the "evidence" in full here. Should you care to see it, Sinclair promised a version would be made public on his website, one free of the several errors which vexed him during his public statement today.)

Is it just me, or do you feel like singing: "Another One Bites the Dust?"

Let's be a little empathetic here: Mr. Sinclair is apparently suffering from a brain tumor.

That explains a lot. However, it doesn't explain the willingness (or greediness?) of the National Press Club to take the poor man's money and give him the "opportunity" to make himself look every part the fool. They should have sent him to the party room at the nearest Red Roof Inn. At least he didn't have to brave the hecklers at Stu Chuckles' Comedy Corral and Coin Laundromat.

On the bright side, he did get front page coverage on Weekly World News, bumping the off Brangelina's newly adopted 6-headed Alien toad baby. So at least he's got that goin' for him.