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I am now officially sick of old people

Ralph Nader's latest "white guilt" comments pushed me over the edge. I'm officially sick of old people.

Now, I'm not exactly young (my driver's license says 42, but I don't believe it because I have absolutely no answers to life, the universe, and everything). I was born after the Boomers, but early enough that I don't necessarily really relate to the Gen Xers. I do, however, stand with Generation X on one thing: white guilt is a stupid and absurd concept in presidential politics.

I don't think I've ever heard anyone under 40 even use the phrase white guilt. Mostly, you hear it from Baby Boomers and older, mostly from people who are just too stuck in some old reality to fathom a legitimate reason people might support a black candidate for office.

I'm not going to say that the younger generation is post-racial or has moved beyond identity politics or anything grand and sweeping like that. There's still work to do, and I don't expect we'll reach any promised land beyond identity politics anytime soon. I do think, however, the younger generation is light years ahead of the Baby Boomers on this issue.

And I do hope, ever so fervently, that old farts will shut their mouths occasionally and listen to their children and grand-children on the issue of race.


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Thanks, Phoebe, for posting this. After hearing about Saint Ralph's latest I thought my head was going to explode. Man, but am I ever so f'n done with that narcissistic asshole!

Wish somebody would throw his scrawny ass into a Corvair -sans seatbelt- and drive him off a cliff already.

Don't blame old people because they are not all like Ralph Nader.

Oh, I know. I'm not really griping about all old people. Like I said, I myself am closer to old fartdom than young hipdom.

But there have been certain themes throughout this election that really do seem to break down along age lines, and reading that Nader comment just pushed one too many of my buttons.

Nader is Nader. The real problem is that it was all over the networks as though this was some genius with a brilliant riposte! Like it was worthy of mention!

It isn't over yet. That close-up on the news last night made me want to vomit. He's about as credible as Dobson is on religious matters.

The news sites also glommed on to everything possible that was at all confrontational in Obama's press conference yesterday. They could care less about substance. It is absurd and insulting, and harmful to the process.

PS -- I am 60 and I have never used the term "white guilt," but my generation has a lot to answer for!

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It might be the first bit of coverage since his announcement!

I am curious who those comments were supposed to motivate?

It is supposed to motivate Fox News, MSNBC, CNN, et al who think that anything confrontational is newsworthy. But you have a good point. Anyone who will respond to the "talking white" comment is already lost to the great white republican ideal.

Rec'd! BTW my little brother turned 41 this year. He calls himself an "aftershock".

Er, 42...

I read so many stories about how you're the ones who rebelled against the boomers with young Republicans clubs on campus, RushRooms, fighting against all things to do with liberal political correctness on campus, and adoration of all things Ronald Reagan. I've read that Anne Coulter and Laura Ingraham were the standard bearers for your generation. Your generation gave a failed media person called Rush Limbaugh his star status. I remember so many magazine cover stories about the cool young conservative kidz that were going to kick the liberal boomer's asses....

Just kidding, in order to say,

how does it feel being poorly stereotyped and pigeonholed by age?

nice turn.

Thanks artappraiser:

I'm six years older than this 42-year old youngster, but clearly, and thankfully, worlds apart. Another Obama uniter, eh AA?

Yep, just another snide little baby dip. Fortunately, there aren't that many of them...

Oh, was I speaking in public... what I mean is we remember when folks like Obama and Clinton would be consider to conservative to be the Democratic standard bearers, and we think your preppy generation is to blame for the shift. But we would never indulge in age stereotyping.

*too

as in "Ain't it too damn bad we can't edit our own posts."

I have no emotional reaction to being stereotyped and pigeonholed by age.

Actually, your stereotype holds up. I went to college in the mid-80s. Ronald Reagan came to our campus during the '84 campaign, and he was adored. I knew perfect examples of every single narcissistic, idiotic, future neocon stereotype you can think of. Those of us who came of age in the '80s were, by and large, money-grubbing, self-centered twits with nowhere near the social conscious of generations both before and after us. We did successfully protest apartheid, but mostly we ignored social issues and concentrated on business degrees.

Most stereotypes have a basis in truth. The one you throw out does, too.

The fact that I mostly don't fit that stereotype and know that many of my peers don't either doesn't change the grain of truth. Lots of baby boomers don't fit the stereotype I used either. Doesn't prevent me from throwing it out in a fit of pique either.

"Doesn't prevent me from throwing it out in a fit of pique either."

Now that's a standard for throwing out stereotypes that someone from, say for example, the KKK would be proud of. Not that the poster has anything to do with the KKK, but you've advanced a productive discussion on age about as much as a grand wizard might about race or religion: "I'm not saying all those blacks are lazy or all those Jews are cheap, but hey, I'm having a fit of pique.... so deal with it".

My response to the 42-year old poster who still wants to wear what the kids are wearing--grow the f**k up.

If you read any of my responses, you'd know damn well I'm not trying to be like the cool, young kids. And if you can't see the difference between broad generational generalizations and racial slurs, you're not trying hard enough.

I'll make you a deal. I'll maybe grow up* if you'll maybe lighten up.

* Phoebe makes this pledge with her fingers crossed behind her back because she has no intention of growing up. Nor any expectation that bslev will lighten up.

Yea I am a crotchety little bastard, that's true. My wife claims that I'm the only guy she's ever met who can't wait until he turns 50 so that I can get my AARP card. The have excellent coupons you know.

In any event, yea you piss me off lots of times so I don't know if I will be able to lighten up around you. I'll give it a shot at some point. Keep trying, how's that? Peace.

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So you are now adoring Obama? When will you ever learn?


This cookie cutter use of a demographic stereotype is somewhat disgusting? Just think if I substituted any other demographic group in your headline? Would it matter if I belonged to the group?

"Ralph Nader's latest "white guilt" comments pushed me over the edge. I'm officially sick of old people."

Excuse me, arrogant 42 year old. I am really, REALLY old. I have detested the never employed, and master of nothing except self promoting Ralph Nader since before you were born. Most of us who do not live in the NYC area share that view. What he is is an east coast Jesse Jackson.

Now, while you are so pissed at us old geezers, what, exactly, have you and your age category, whatever it may be, done for anyone, save yourselves?

Instead of getting your undies in a twist over something that doesn't exist, share with us what you, and your group have done so bloody much better. A rather large number of your group voted for him in 2000, thereby giving GWB the presidency. Me? I'm not all that choked up about your group. All whine and no cheese.

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You have never heard anyone under 40 use the phrase white guilt because far too many ever heard people under 40 are hopelessly ignorant.

the next time you decide to use the phrase "hopelessly ignorant," in a sentence...(wags finger, makes clucking noise.)

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The next time I use the phrase "hopelessly ignorant," in a sentence, I will think of you, SPQR.

i guess we both fell right into that one.

The reason why Gen-Xers don't suffer from "white guilt" is that they're so uninformed of the nation's history they don't know they should feel guilty.

Slackers!

Slackers!

Oh yeah, I forgot all about that one, that's a fun one! A proudly self-imposed stereotype, too, with the 1991 movie "Slacker" popularizing the use of the term. Apropos of your comment, I just found out that the debut film of the writer-director of "Slacker," Richard Linklater, who, though born in 1960, seemed to yearn to speak for GenX'ers, was the 1987/88 "It's Impossible to Learn to Plow by Reading Books." Remember all the related articles about nihilism, hopelessness and despair among teh yut? Then there was this crazy little thing that happened called the dot com bubble, all forgotten.... :-)

Sheezz! It's the One Eyed Ellen. Who let 'er in? I almost ducked for cover, near gibbering in fright. But with Phoebe Fay and artappraiser at my back, I emerged from under the furniture to neener neener the One Eyed Ellen.

Don't be calling us "slackers" chicka. Some of us are the products of the violence the US wreaked on certain populations on the continent. But "talk white" is not helpful.

Woah woah woah, are you really sneaking in a pun about "boom chicka boom"?

laughing out loud, Desi. You would ask that, with that avatar.

I think before I recommend this I need to know exactly who qualifies as an "old fart."

(I'm 47.)

What the hell, I'll recommend it anyway.

But only because of your avatar! ;-)

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Ah Cripes. My heart is broken. Phoebe said that she is sick of me.

Phoebe Fay: A great many Boomers are egomaniacal idiots, but that is not necessarily because they are Boomers; rather, it is because they are egomaniacal idiots. That said, George W. and Ralph Nader shame Boomers for the same reason: although their ideologies are different, they share a sense that their ideas must be right because they cannot be wrong. It is a burden for the rest of us. We apologize for them, because they cannot or will not apologize for themselves.

Ralph Nader was born in 1934, which makes him ever so slightly (more than a decade) too old to be blamed on the boomers.

Maybe we should clear this up for all readers, do a Ripley's Believe It or Not kinda thing:

Boomer, it's not a general slur word meaning "old people." In actuality, it means "post-war baby boom." The war part refers to WWII. And that means boomers can't be generationally shamed by Ralph Nader. Because Ralph Nader was born during the Depression. The Depression happened before WWII! Boomers weren't alive for WWII, they were born after it, by definition. Amazingly, boomers think of people who were alive for WWII as "old." You know when you see the term "generation gap."? That term was invented to describe the difference between boomers and their parents born in the the depression era. Go figure!

What was Ellen sayin' again?

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Oops, artappraiser......I was born in 1943, during WWII, so I guess I am a person without a handy age categorization to call my own, or to feel shame about....or to defend. Geez, never before realized why I've felt so left out.....no identity group for me!

Well, the Boomers might allow you to be an honorary Boomer, as you are only 2 years outadaloop. In any case it is GeezER not Geez, at your age.

Point taken about Nader's pre-Boomer birth. Note to self: never post as fact something one is too lazy to verify. Thanks.

A great many Boomers are egomaniacal idiots

A great many people are egomaniacal idiots. But then again, a lot of people are not, regardless of age.

Ralph Nader egomaniacal yields 17,300 hits on google. That's probably why I thought I heard those words together before. :-)

Oh, and Cricket says she's trying to figure out why Nader would say that. I think he would say stuff like that because he's very blunt and always has been very blunt, always says exactly what he thinks and doesn't care if it makes other people mad. He's not a politician, he hates politics.

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Just exactly what is the issue on which the "younger generation" is so far ahead of the boomers? Just exactly what has the "younger generation" accomplished in its collective lifetime? The boomers accomplished the end of segregation, civil rights, and the end of the Vietnam war. We marched in the millions, some of us lost our lives, to bring about these changes, without which Sen. Obama would not be our candidate and our hope today. I am truly outraged by this post and think all of us old folks who made today possible deserve an apology from Ms. Phoebe.

"...The boomers accomplished the end of segregation, civil rights,..."

That's going to be news to historians. That was mostly due to the civil rights laws passed in the mid 60s ... with LBJ (hardly a boomer) doing the ram rodding. Likewise the end of segregation was during the 60s and early 70s ... while boomers parents were doing the voting. You know, us old senile nitwits. The one's who paid for your education, and a few other odds and ends.

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That does it Phoebe, get off of my lawn, and another thing; back in my day we did not have all that Googley nonsense, and we had no need for Face books; we kept them in the front of our heads where they belonged. Oops, time to go; Matlock is coming on.

Okay, dude, you've gone too far.

Even some of us Boomers were hip enough to recognize the lameness of Matlock.

;-)

Hey, I kinda liked Matlock! Murder She Wrote, too.

(And Aubie, at 47, you're just barely boomer.)

True enough that I'm barely a boomer. Some call me and my generational ilk Shadow Boomers and others call us Generation Jonesers.

I guess we're largely undefined.

My wife says I am, anyway!

Among boomers, liking Matlock and even moreso, Murder She Wrote, is a marker of greatest generation taste, right down to the the slow moving pace (TV you can doze to.) That's the kind of stuff boomers tease their parents for liking. Murder She Wrote quite intentionally went after the greatest gen market, most boomers weren't much aware of Angela Lansbury's background as a movie star during WWII, but greatest generation remember her for that.

Parakeet. I remember her from The Manchurian Candidate , and she always scared the heck out of me.

And we will be vote for Obama because we believe in giving our children a chance to recover from the mistakes our idiots made.

I love the avatar. Who is that a portrait of?

Glad you like the portrait, KateO. We call her Ms. Manners, in deference to she who, though a talented poet, thought her name should only be published at birth and upon the occasions of her marriage and her death.

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wwstabler--Dear lady, along with only having her name in the paper at the occasions of her birth and her death, I do pray that she wasn't also caught up in the most unfortunate belief that it was only proper to have sex for the creation of babies. I once knew a woman who had three children and who carefully planned so that the process only required having sex three times in her life. She was quite proud of being such a good girl. I, on the other hand, would have been cross eyed and crazy or a very, very bad girl. At least us boomers had the good sense to like screwing around!

Well, those sure are some manners. But she did agree to have her portrait painted, and thus she will live forever, even if we don't know who she is.

I'm gonna vote for Obama because he's the best candidate for the job and McCain the alternative is unqualified for the job and would be an utter disaster. There's no silly guilt about anything involved.

Oh dear, Phoebe Fay, you have got yourself in trouble over this one. I love your posts and I know where you're coming from (I am 53) but Ralph Nader no more speaks for me than does Dubya. We are a diverse group, us boomers, as is your generation. As others have noted, your age group adored Ronald Reagan and gave great fuel to the likes of Ann Coulter and Rush. They even voted for Nader in large numbers in 2000. But, I wouldn't paint your age group with such as broad brush. No generation is homogeneous. Nader is an ignorant and increasingly detached individual who is dredging up old nonsense and bullcrap with talk of "white guilt." Let's leave it at that. And everyone should excuse Phoebe Fay for her little rant. I was outraged as well, but not because he's old, just because he has proven he is stupid. Nader degrades his own good legacy. Very sad.

But it's so much fun to get myself in trouble! Especially with the excessively serious who seem to have trouble grasping hyperbole.

Early 70's gen x'r here and I'm just conversationally slumming. I'm still trying to figger out what the hell Nader's talking about. How does one "talk white?" I know he's an Arab-American, but Obama has talked about poverty, and race and bigotry and religion. Obama has touched on every third rail. What does Nader want? Methinks he wants into the discourse and the debate. I hope we Democrats block him. He does not mean the Democrats well - round three.

As for hating on the old folk, Phoebe Fay, don't. Have compassion. We too will be there some day. They're trying their best and it happens to be a diverse group.

I do have compassion for old folks because I'm speeding closer to their ranks every day.

And I plan to enjoy old folkdom. I plan to shout at liam to get off my yard, and I plan to tell everyone I meet how I had to walk to school uphill both ways without a cell phone, and I plan to whack young whippersnappers with my walker. I'll teach those brats to make fun of me!

But I'm not quite there yet. As long as I can still dodge the walkers, I can still be a brat.

As a boomer (but NOT a Depression era Naderite), let me be the first to say f*ck the damn compassion. We're still very much in the game. Get the hell outta the way.

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Phoebe Fay Dear, as I read more of your posts, it comes to me that you delight in your naughtiness--and good for you! I have a book that was created with just a one such as you in mind. It will make you laugh outrageously if you haven't already read it: "The Sweet Potato Queen's Book of Love". Don't even think about not making the recipe for "Miss Lexi's Pineapple Casserole" from the chapter on funeral food. I promise you that you will love this book. We formed the Hastings chapter and had annual parties after several of us read it. We serve only the four food groups: sweet, salty, sour and augratin. And we dress trashy. And anybody with enough hair has to wear big hair or come in a red wig. Read it dear one. You'll like it.

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As a 57 year old, I must say that I too am fond of broad generalizations. Let's speak of that Nielson ideal demographic of 21-49 year olds. The ones who whine to the networks when they cancel a show (Jericho), sending packages of nuts. And when the show is reinstated they fail to watch the second season in enough numbers. Or the crybabies who have no conception of ambiguity and whine that the Soprano's ending was the worst ever for a TV show. Are these the same people who came out for Obama because they were enamored of his vague pronouncements of change, but didn't look to see that his health care proposals were inferior to Clinton's. The ones who were conned into thinking that Obama is a Liberal. Or who failed to make the connection that Oprah is a conservative Republican business woman, which should draw some inquiry as to why she supports him. Did you think it was just because he's black?
But, as was said previously, I'm stereotyping, and being selective in my criteria in making judgements and broad generalizations. At least when I'm wearing blinders or rose-colored glasses I know that I'm wearing them.

I'm not going to say that the younger generation is post-racial or has moved beyond identity politics or anything grand and sweeping like that.

I don't know if it's a generational thing, but I can't stand the idea of "white guilt," either. I don't care that it was probably *my* ancestors who had slaves and someone else's who were enslaved; what I care about is where we are now, for the simple reason that's all we can have any influence on.

Which isn't to say my generation (whichever that is -- X? Why? Why not?) is free from guilt. Me, I have environmental guilt. So maybe what creates generational guilt is feeling powerless? Perhaps the reason I feel like it's a waste of time worrying about being born white, or upper middle class, or anything else, is that I see ways to correct those imbalances and social progress being made. I see ways I can help, in my daily life, by simple acts like applying fair hiring policies and treating all people with respect.

But the environmental issues we face right now seem insurmountable, so every time I get into my car when better planning would have allowed me to ride my bike or take the bus, I feel a twinge.

Well, that went off on a bit of a tangent, but I think I'll hit "send" anyway. Noone yet seems to be representing the perspective the post-X, pre-millenial generation. (Ah, according to wikipedia, we're the "XY Cusp," or "MTV Generation.")

I have sensed more "white guilt" in rabid supporters of the Obama campaign than I have in any other group in this political season. Remember, we are not all showroom dummies and I think most of us talk to real people when we're not posting. Anyone who wants to suggest that there are not people out there who want to elect the first African American president are just being dishonest. One might argue that all us old Clinton supporters who are the same age as the poster and Senator Obama are the least guilty of having white guilt. Of course, maybe we're racists. . .oh yea, I forgot, we're not racist anymore now that we're all unified. Now we're just old f*cks.

Yea poster, ride that unity train. Can you say disconnect? Again? Disconnect. I knew ya could.

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Or you have "male guilt" ;)

I have Jewish guilt; it's fungible. :)

Oh man, good one. :-) If you ever get a blog of your own, please post on that. We could get an interesting discussion going about the thousands of various deals going on daily between Catholic guilt and Jewish guilt in the power corridors of Manhattan....we could talk about maybe even setting up a website where you could trade it on a day by day basis, assign values for certain actions and trades...it could be hot, maybe so hot Intrade would buy us out...

Which reminds me, do you think Nader was thinking of M.J. Rosenberg when he said that? ;-)

Blah, blah, blah.

How many white guilters were cheering on Alan Keyes? Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton?

Suddenly there are so, so, so many more guilty whites supporting this black African American man of color. I wonder why?

You're absolutely correct. There is not a single Obama supporter who finds joy in helping to elect an African American president. Check that. I admit that I alone feel good that I will now be voting for a black guy to be president. That fact, more than any, makes me feel good about voting for Senator Obama. Guilty as charged. So sue me.

Maybe it's a semantic distinction, but I don't think "finding joy in helping elect an African American president" equates to "white guilt."

I do have to throw out this anecdote about my 18-year old son who is enamored of Senator Obama. Once when we were battling it out about the respective merits of Clinton and Obama, he exclaimed: "Dad, if Obama doesn't win the nomination, you are going to break the spirit of a whole generation of young voters". My response was that that was the same argument that he had been making to me since he was a kid, i.e. he was going to stomp his feet and hold his breath if he didn't get his playstation, or his skateboard, and now his political candidate. That stifled him for a good 15 minutes.

Well, that's IT. Nader just lost the election.

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PHeobe Fay -

At first when reading your post I thought "what she means is 'I hate narcissists'" than when reading one of your replies I was SURE of it; but upon reading and enjoying the majority of others, can say with reasonable assuredness that the general consensus here - regardless of age of commenter - is that the title could accurately describe the egomaniacal narcissistic idiot described so long as it read:

" I am now officially sick of egomaniacal [narcissistic] idiots "

On the assumption that this is what you meant, rather than 'old farts' I am now going to Rec your post - because your other comments are always so much fun.
ps my avatar means I am hopelessly incapable of manipulating computers - just like John McCain! [gag]

I love these generational dust-ups -- and am intrigued with Strauss and Howe's theory that generations mold history as much as history molds generations.

But at what phase of an individual's life is his/her sensibility molded? Pre-teen? Teen? College? Are different generations' sensibilities molded at different stages? For example, Greatest -- young adult; Silent -- Pre-teen; Boomer -- Teen?

To the extent that your sensibility is in accordance with that of your generation, at what age was it set?

Five.

Just sayin'

Or 4 or 3 - it's early, I agree.

Yah, I don't like old people all that much either and I almost am one. Don't like that. But mainly, I don't like closed minds and people I know and have known seem to have trouble keeping their minds open as they age. Not all, but most.

I fight that as hard as I can and I also fight the impulse to compare now with then and claim then was better - "then" was never better. It just looks like that to people who were young "then."

I like now and I like trying to live in now and to see things the way the are now - not by comparison to then. And that's a struggle as you age -

HTX and workerbee, The Coco Pops Generation!

Rail against "old folks" all you want, but watch out...

I'm almost 63, and I can testify that the ravages of gravity and time will be upon you in a psychological/emotional microsecond. You simply have no idea of the impact, which will be HUGE. All the more so, in fact, for taking the stance you're so unwisely flirting with. This is a verrry slippery slope...For your own good, you ought to consider deleting this post immediately and going on a long personal retreat.

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NADER IS AN INSURANCE LOBBIST AND A JERK AND HE HAS BEEN ARROGANT FOREVER.

He may be a whiney old geezer now, but if you look at his old TV clippings he was a whiny self righteous, priss in the 60's.

He has never been anythig but a tool and a fool.

Don't judge ols people by his standard, judge us by Steve Jobs and Paul Allen.

This post is just playing off the age meme against McCain. But making the age argument cuts both ways, it seems. Maybe it makes Obama look to young and well, you know, fill in the blank.

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I am now officially sick of people who make broad generalizations in order to condemn people.

I am now officially sick of pople who paint their prejudices as a form of progressivism.

I am now officially sick of people who treat politics as a narcissistic game.


Well aren't you just above it all? Lucky you.

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It's easy to be above making childish comments that insult entire classes of people.

I would love to stay here and answer lots of these comments, but alas, I'm going to be away from the computer for the rest of the day.

A couple of observations. One, the comments have largely devolved into a defense of the sacred geezers and haven't really addressed the "white guilt" and identity politics aspects, which seem to me the more important point.

Two, don't expect me to apologize for making fun of old people. The way I figure, I can make fun of white people, middle-aged people and women because I am one. I can make fun of young people because I've been one, and I can make fun of old people because I plan to become one. (And as I've noted, I'm well on my way. I've had many spirited arguments with gravity and lost them all, and my knees have taken to making more snap, crackle and popping sounds than a box of cereal.)

Three, I love you all, even those of you who seem to have left your sense of humour at a peace rally in 1969.

So THAT's where it is . . . waait a minute, my parents wouldn't let me go to that one!

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The way that prejudice works is to assign characteristics to people because of the group one assumes they belong to. For example, a prejudiced person might assume that a critic is old enough to have attended a peace rally in 1968, simply because that critic objects to denigrating launguage addressed to old people.

One old guy named Gandhi advised those working for peace and justice to "be the change you want to see in the world." If it sounds familiar it may be because the slogan has been used by a recent political campaign.

I turn 60 this year and it's only my body that's getting old. But I am also anxious for some of these antiquated and rigid old people to complete their cycles and leave the world to those who will, hopefully, fix the mess they've made. I'm still fighting to fix it now, but my time will be up soon enough. Still, old people aren't necessarily the problem. But there are enough of them to gum up the works.

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Phoebe, don't be disheartened by some of the despicably geriatric responses you've been getting. I myself am 27, super-hip, uber-cool, hella-young, and you can feel free to party with our enviable set any day.

Plus, I think old people should be ground up and used as fuel.

Plus, I think old people should be ground up and used as fuel.

Pretty cold, don't you think?

But, someday, if you get your wish, you, too, could provide warmth to someone in need of it.

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I suspect that my policies might shift somewhat between now and then.

Boomers been there, done that, neener, neener:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soylent_Green

:-)

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I have a sweetheart granny, so I'm not sick of old people, but I am sick of Ralph Nader. And Phoebe love, I was born in 1951, so I guess I'm a boomer, but people my age don't use the term "white guilt", at least I've never heard them do it. Ralph Nader is way too old to be a boomer----he was born in 1934. When us boomers get sentimental we think about the song "Teen Angel" and saddle shoes with bobby sox and the twist. One wonders what Ralph Nader thinks about these days, but it doesn't sound like happy thoughts. Geesh!

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be . . .

I wish I could only be mad at Nader for killing the Corvair. My dad had one of those and it was great, one of the most fuel-efficient cars of its time.

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Mahatma Kane--I learned to drive in a corvair! Unfortunately mine was a little past it's prime. When I stopped to park it I had to jump out quick and put a rock under the wheel to keep it from rolling away! Luckily that was a long time ago and I was agile enough to jump out of a car quickly and throw rocks around without getting rolled over. Because of that agility, I was able to survive to become an old fart who enjoys Miss Phoebe Fay immensely. Let 'er rip Miss Phoebe Fay!!!

I bought and installed seat belts in our Corvair (they had just been invented). Man, I AM getting nostalgic, better cut that out!

One benefit of electing Obama president is it will drive racists and regular Republicans batshit crazy.
Even the ones who don't think he's Louis Farakan's protege think he's a friggin communist.

Short drive . . .

Short drive indeed Mahatma but it's one that'll make them crazy for 8 years.