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Hell-Oh-Ver but is Anybody Home
http://tpmcafe.talkingpointsmemo.com/2008/06/12/habeas_corpus_returns/
Hello? Anybody home???
HELL-O-OH! ANYBODY CELEBRATING WITH ME AND E.J.?!!!
I took off my stockings and my slip and my bra is next! I'm dancing around my living room with my dress on and nothing underneath!!!
And y'all still want to talk about Michelle Obama and Whitey?! Y'all still want to talk about how Hillary lost?!
HELL-O-OHHH!
Move on out of the readers' posts and go to the Cafe and give E.J. her props, dammit.
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Comments (11)
Y'all are missing the food fight.
I got my evening gloves on. You know, the ones that go halfway up my upper arms?
I got my black cigarette holder perched pertly between my red-lipsticked lips.
I am going one on one with a jerk over there, and you all are ignoring the fact that Gitmo detainees have won their rights, Habeus Corpus has won a major victory today, Bush is crapping in his pants tonight, and I am all alone with some ignoramus blogger who seems to hate gays, judging by their comments from previous posts, which I looked up tonight and felt sickened by.
But does THAT stop me from partying and dancing around my living room in low 70's degree weather in NY when just two days ago it was hot as a mofo out there and I couldn't breathe? No. Does that stop me from voicing out when I meet up with a blogger who is full of enough garbage to fill a Staten Island landfill all over again all by himself? No.
It makes me want to dress up for the evening, and S-T-ER-RRR-IP!!!!
And no one, NO ONE here, is looking.
Sheez. (Looks over at the cats. They look over at LisB. We all blink. Life goes on).
June 12, 2008 8:11 PM | Reply | Permalink
When I logged on this afternoon during a break, I caught that. Made me feel warm all over. But that was probably the horrible heat outside seeping in through the glass at my right.
sheesh, chicka! What an advertisement!!
Who 'you lookin' fo? ;)
June 12, 2008 9:12 PM | Reply | Permalink
You didn't jump into my LINK?
Cricket, you need to start wearing a mini-skirt, honey-child.
That long-ass dress you're wearing out in your prairie would make you DROWN if you wore it on the Titanic.
I'm just sayin'.
Take the plunge! Jump into the link! The water is safe now, and it's safe to drink!
June 12, 2008 9:48 PM | Reply | Permalink
I hope my props meet your approval.
Short skirt? *in a plaintive voice* I like my long skirt. It goes with my big 'ole sword.
I was thinking of transforming into a cat. Will that work?
June 12, 2008 10:46 PM | Reply | Permalink
(Puts clothing back on).
Never mind. All is well.
Carry on.
June 12, 2008 10:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
I hope my props meet your approval.
Short skirt? *in a plaintive voice* I like my long skirt. It goes with my big 'ole sword.
I was thinking of transforming into a cat. Will that work?
June 12, 2008 10:45 PM | Reply | Permalink
Cricket, lovey, you can wear whatever pleases you the most.
You GO, girlfriend. Thank you.
June 12, 2008 11:21 PM | Reply | Permalink
Lis, you fought the good fight.
You are hereby cleared for take off in the cafe. You've been trolled by an oldtimer.
If that doesn't put you on par with the elitist Cafe Denizens, I'll eat your hat collection.
I'm looking forward to a fairly wild ride into Brooklyn with ya .
;)
June 13, 2008 3:00 AM | Reply | Permalink
Beeeee!! You're coming to Brooklyn, and giving me a ride? I LOVE YOU!! You have no idea how lost I get. Well, yes you do -- you read my posts! Boy did I take a wrong turn last night, eh? Oh well. It was a good learning experience.
June 13, 2008 12:28 PM | Reply | Permalink
G-gosh. That made me feel a little tingly... :)
June 13, 2008 3:02 PM | Reply | Permalink
I think that's a good sign - you'd have to be dead not to respond to that mental picture!
:)
June 13, 2008 5:52 PM | Reply | Permalink
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