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Domestic Bliss with Hill, Bill, Barry, and Michelle
Some people doubt that Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama could peacefully cohabit the Presidency and Vice-Presidency, but a little thought suffices to chase away those shadows!
Begin with the delightful picture of Wild Bill canoodling interns and peeking at top secret memos in the Oval Office. Who else could balance Barry's android persona with all the messy fleshiness of human nature at its most human?
Meanwhile Hillary and Michelle could amuse an exhausted nation with an unending series of sexy cat-fights! It wouldn't take much staging to transform the White House into an entertainment venue on a par with the WWF or Friday Night at Porky's! Mud-wrestling in the Rose Garden! What a great distraction from our worthless currency, collapsing infrastructure, quagmires in Iraq and Afghanistan, etc, etc...
Chelsea could babysit the Obama girls while Bill and Barry chugalug Bud Lites and Michelle pulls Hillary's hair completely off her head!
"Die, you bald-headed bitch!"
"Eat a cheeseburger, you bloodless android!"
Get ready for a gorilla hootenanny in the White House! It's waaaaay better than C-Span!
Comments (8)
You're a special brand of special.
June 5, 2008 8:41 PM | Reply | Permalink
What, no menage-a-trois?
;-)
June 5, 2008 8:59 PM | Reply | Permalink
Please do not feed.
June 5, 2008 9:57 PM | Reply | Permalink
"Sorry Christine, your time is up please step away from your computer."
Half the comments "jsfox" makes are telling other people to shut up.
It isn't your website, chump! Get lost!
June 5, 2008 10:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
I just want to let everybody know, for historical reference, that on June 5, a huge section of the city of Constantinople burned, killing 900.
I just automatically think of June 5 as Burning Constantinople Day, in case that ever pops up in conversation and it seems inexplicable or inappropriate to you.
That's just how I remember it's June 5.
So don't freak out or make a big deal out of it if I bring it up.
June 5, 2008 11:50 PM | Reply | Permalink
I just want to let everybody know, for historical reference, that June 6 was the day the central business district of Seattle burned in its entirety.
I just automatically think of June 6 as Burning Seattle Day, in case that ever pops up in conversation and it seems inexplicable or inappropriate to you.
That's just how I remember it's June 6.
So don't freak out or make a big deal out of it if I bring it up.
June 6, 2008 1:16 AM | Reply | Permalink
Thanks, Hillary's Mnemonic Calendar!
I copied your spam and posted it on a dozen pro-Obama diaries, and it only took me a minute!
Harharharhar!!!
June 6, 2008 2:28 AM | Reply | Permalink
I'm thinking it would be more like CBS's new hit summer series - Swingtown
Bonus! It's set in Illinois!
June 6, 2008 9:49 AM | Reply | Permalink
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