FFFAALLL!!!

I love Charles Barkley!

Charles always was a great rebounder.

LOL

Rec'd! Too funny.

Yeah, I thought that was a good one too.

That's classic!

Got a link?

Ah puns!

Barkley for governor of Alabama!

Quotes:
Before his famous race against Dick Bavetta: "I have nothing against old people; I want to be one myself one day."

"I want to be a politician. I think I understand how the system works, I think a lot of politicians are corrupt, and it's about time we put some people in there who are going to look out for the majority of the people instead of the rich people."

On Iraq: "It's an easy call for me. We've got to get out of Iraq. [Saddam Hussein] is dead. That situation hasn't gotten better. So, anything that the Republicans say about the war in Iraq -- it's just bogus. I mean, it's a terrible situation. We've got a lot of innocent kids getting killed over there, and we're never going to be safe over there."

"I love sam cassell, he's a great guy... but he does look like E.T."

On the Timberwolves' bench, nick-named 'The Zoo Crew': "The zoo crew? Must be a petting zoo."

Poor black people are in great shape. Black people use duct tape for everything. You break a chair, use duct tape. Your pants rip, use duct tape. You tear your ACL, use duct tape!" -- Barkley, on the nation's warning to the public to buy duct tape.

"I had to explain to my daughter why that skank Monica Lewinski has an hour special on HBO this weekend."

"They say it about brothers, but I can guarantee everybody in Finland look alike."

On the olympic sport, curling: "I'm still trying to get my grandmother off her old behind and into the Olympics. Why not? She can dust."

On the Enron scandal investigation: "Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool."

"Any time something bad happens to a black person because of racism, I feel it in my soul. I really do. You take the Abner Louima case. That let me know one thing: If some white guys wanted to stick a plunger up a black guy's butt, and I'm the black guy who happened to be around, I'd have a plunger up my butt."

And that's just snippets of a couple of months worth.