EDMUND WILSON CRANKYPANTS
LOST HIS VIRGINITY IN FRANCE
TO A GAL NAMED MATAHARI
WHEN WOODROW LED THE JACKASS PARTY

WHILE HE WAS STILL A HIGHSCHOOL WRESTLER
HE SHARED DISCOVERIES WITH TESLA
AND LEARNED "DEEP TRUTHS OF RACE AND CLASS"
WHILE AIRSHIPS CONTAINED EXPLOSIVE GAS

TIS A PITY ONE SO WISE
SHOULD USE ALL WISDOM TO DESPISE.
ODD, TOO, THAT A CLINTON-LOVING CYNIC
SHARES THE NAME OF A MARXIST CRITIC.