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Why Clinton Supporters Are So Super Annoying

I have had it up to here with all the Clinton supporters on this site - don't you see that she will do ANYTHING to become president, including continuing to run until the primaries are over? Sure, she says it's because the Puerto Ricians haven't voted yet, but last time I checked, people from a foreign country don't have a say in who becomes our president.

I'm also really super annoyed about how all those Clinton people keep talking smack about us Obama people, like we're some sort of cult or something, that we don't think for ourselves. Can't you see she will do ANYTHING to become president? I'm really scared that once the primaries are over Clinton will go totally postal or something. I heard on another site that Lanny Davis told Obama he had to pick Clinton as VP or he would show pics he has of Obama robbing a bank with the SLA. That's the Clintons for you, they will do ANYTHING to win, they are SO SCARY!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, I'm sick and tired of the kind of politics the Clintons represent. We certainly don't need that anymore - we have youth and enthusiasm, and people who aren't part of the old currupt system, like David Axelrod. When career consultants born in the 1950's run the Clinton campaign that's just the same tired old politics - but when they run the Obama campaign, that's a "movement," baby.
 
And don't give me that bull about Clinton's "hard-working" supporters, either - we don't need them, people!!! After all, if they were so "hard working" they would've taken AP classes in high school and gone to college like everyone else. If my calculations are correct, just scoring the demographic of "Project Runway" viewers alone totally cancels out the rural white vote.

So go ahead and threaten to vote for McCain if Obama wins - we don't care. But if Hillary loses the primaries and then unleashes her army of fem-bots to destroy Obama and take the nomination in Denver, be warned - I will so not vote for her.   


Comments (23)

Congrats, your intellectual peers (or perhaps you on your main account?) will be here shortly to further flame the fires.

:)

I've been to Puerto Rico. A lot of those people don't even speak English. Clinton is just DESPERATE!

That's so January. Now she's CLINGING!

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She's a sociopath.

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Is that a picture of David Archuleta? Or some lesbian?

Either you're insane or your sense of humor is lacking.

Is it necessary to choose?

Hillary, Of all the smart people on this site, you are the least hidden and most honest. I hate it when you are the set-up person, though, and not by choice. But I admire the fact that you keep trying to do the right thing.

Jeez. You're making me sound like a pansy here. :)

Maybe it says something about the state of affairs that I had to read it twice before realizing it was mockery.

I saw it as less of a mockery than a troll attempt. Mockery at least takes a stab at humor. This just wasn't well done.

It stabbed. But it missed.

I assume that this was an attempt to answer Crankypants.

Yeah, I got that much, but the tone was (I felt, at least) overly divisive and short on overt ridiculousness. People didn't bite like I feared they would, though.

Ninety-six recommendations to six it answered me. I'd print it out and blow my nose on this feeble foray into parody, but Genghis, you'd burst into applause, you Obamaturd.

Answer this, parodically-challenged poster:

Who were the last eight leaders of the British Labor Party? What was Bukharin's middle name?

I can hear the crickets chirping, but no answer, of course. Idiots, idiots all of you. I cannot suffer to comment among such puerile company. A pox upon each foul avatar in this "thread."

Actually didn't mean that you were the pansy regarding this piece, as I think you are among the smartest people here. I read it three times and couldn't decide whether it was real or not, and then I realized I didn't care. I meant something else. You are an honest person working for ideals that matter to you. That honesty is often the set-up for arguments from people who have lost that ability to
believe. But you have me, and I'm gone.

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I'm really scared that once the primaries are over Clinton will go totally postal or something.

I love this line. I love this entire post. It's hysterical. :-)

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I get the impression you were a child during the Clinton years. I guess learning about sex through the impeachment process had a very negative impact upon you.

Okay, I recommended this. "If they were so hard-working they would have gone to college like everyone else" is pretty decent. I also like scoring the demographic of Project Runway.

But young man, you really need to work on your diction. What do you mean, "go totally postal or something"? Last time I checked my English-Californian dictionary, that phrase was, "totally go postal or something."

In short, back to the books, buster. You're still a bit too young to be posting on the internet without your parents' permission.

Quoth that person with the Streisand accent on the radio whose name I can't remember:

"I want Hillary Clinton to prove that she can win in a state that is 98% college educated."

At least we know the politics are over.......for now.

ya got that right

Yeeeeah... I get the sentiment, man, but work on the delivery.

I think you also need a bit more wild-eyed enthusiasm.

"I was at the Portland Obama rally, and the energy was unbelievable. I was so excited: for the first time in my almost-adult life I feel really proud of my country. Here's a link to a video shot with a Blackberry that captures part of the feeling of the moment."

Then, obviously, you insert a Rick Roll.

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