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Vote For Hillary's Last T-shirt (Or Post Your Own Slogan, Here)
Still acting as if the race is close (no not close, she's winning; and not just winning, but secretly ahead by a landslide, except for the vast leftwing conspiracy that doesn't want you to know about her win), Hillary Clinton is running a t-shirt contest.
The winning design (depends on the meaning of "win") will go on sale at her online campaign store. When? Well, during the next several months of her campaign, of course, which may run until February 15, 2009 (not letting anything trivial, like an inauguration, for example, get in the way of her fighting for you!)
Pondering this, I came up with some slogans of my own, which I wanted to submit but, alas, the finalists have already been selected. Since Hillary doesn't want them, I figured I'd share them with you.
"With Democrats like Hillary, who needs Republicans?"
"Hillary: if you can't beat 'em, make sure the Republicans do"
"Samantha Power was right"
"If you don't count any of the states I've lost, I'm winning!"
So, how about you? Got a slogan that sums up Hillary's campaign in a t-shirt kind of way?
Comments (45)
excellentnewsforhillary.blogspot.com
Just the URL. And, yes, typing above will get you there.
May 29, 2008 9:41 AM | Reply | Permalink
Thats cool. I've been missing daily doses of Idiotic.
May 29, 2008 8:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
"Made in China" ©
Much Love,
Hillary 08.
May 29, 2008 9:51 AM | Reply | Permalink
Your xenophobia is under discussion here:
http://tpmcafe.talkingpointsmemo.com/talk/2008/05/seeing-no-evil-can-come-to-no.php
May 29, 2008 9:57 AM | Reply | Permalink
Caucus state voter? Too bad!
May 29, 2008 9:53 AM | Reply | Permalink
"Don't Cry For Me Appalachia"
May 29, 2008 9:59 AM | Reply | Permalink
Oh, man...you just gave me an idea for a new song parody!
May 29, 2008 11:37 PM | Reply | Permalink
All I ask is that the words "holler" and "likker" be included somewhere.
May 30, 2008 12:33 PM | Reply | Permalink
Clinton/Mugabe 08
May 29, 2008 10:06 AM | Reply | Permalink
How about Hillary/Clinton '08. Narcissists unite!
May 29, 2008 7:47 PM | Reply | Permalink
In your very best Daffy Duck voice:
No! No! No! Me! Me! Me! Mine! Mine! Mine!
May 29, 2008 10:13 AM | Reply | Permalink
I've actually got a line of shirts in mind. The back of all of them says:
"In it to win it: Count ALL THE VOTES!"
And the front of the shirts have one of the following slogans:
"Yukon for Hillary"
"Ontario for Hillary"
"British Columbia for Hillary"
"Alberta for Hillary"
"Manitoba for Hillary"
etc.
As for which of the shirts from my line I'm personally partial toward, I can only say that I would model the "Nunavit for Hillary" shirt.
May 29, 2008 10:40 AM | Reply | Permalink
I campaigned my ass of for my Mom to become President,
and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
Chelsey Clinton
May 29, 2008 11:00 AM | Reply | Permalink
3-balls Hillary says, "Suck my caucus!"
May 29, 2008 12:53 PM | Reply | Permalink
Okay.. that one made me laugh so hard I choked...
May 29, 2008 8:39 PM | Reply | Permalink
IT'S 3 A.M.
THE RED PHONE IS RINGING
YOUR DAUGHTER'S ASLEEP
DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR HUSBAND IS?
May 29, 2008 1:09 PM | Reply | Permalink
"I ran for the Democratic nomination and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!"
May 29, 2008 2:20 PM | Reply | Permalink
"I Put up with Bubba's skirt chasing for 20 years and all I got was this t-shirt" (made/printed in China)
May 29, 2008 2:23 PM | Reply | Permalink
Maybe something like this this but with "I'm With Mark Penn" written on it.
May 29, 2008 3:24 PM | Reply | Permalink
GFY AMERICA!
May 29, 2008 6:29 PM | Reply | Permalink
Interesting. Astral put up nearly an identical blog a few days ago and only got 6 rec's. In fact, on that one, I posted something nearly identical to LannyMacD's post here (seemed obvious -- and I guess it is!)
I guess this proves it's a slow news day?
May 29, 2008 7:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
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Electoral Relativism
BY
ANY
MEANS
NECESSARY
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Count every vote, no matter by whom, when, where or how it was cast for my candidate.
May 29, 2008 7:27 PM | Reply | Permalink
I see Clintons. They're everywhere.
May 29, 2008 7:38 PM | Reply | Permalink
Dude, you want to give me nightmares?
May 29, 2008 7:49 PM | Reply | Permalink
Lol...I think
On the front: I see Clintons
On the back: They're everywhere.
or just Hillary.
May 29, 2008 8:35 PM | Reply | Permalink
SEXISM = YOU BETTER LET ME WIN
If I don't get it NOBODY gets it.
A feminist for the ages: Let me win or I'm playing the race card.
May 29, 2008 7:47 PM | Reply | Permalink
A picture of Veruca Salt (Hillary's head superimposed) with the caption
"Don't care how I want it now!"
May 29, 2008 9:03 PM | Reply | Permalink
Fabric will not shrink during third world monsoon seasons.
May 29, 2008 7:54 PM | Reply | Permalink
I may be broke and desperate, but I'm not bitter!
May 29, 2008 8:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
The Clinton Rules:
Rule 1: I win.
Rule 2: See rule 1.
May 29, 2008 8:08 PM | Reply | Permalink
Another one.
On the front: Hillary Leads...
on the Back : ..in the Great State of Denial.
Another one.
On the front: Hillary and You...
On the back: ...are not running for President.
May 29, 2008 8:39 PM | Reply | Permalink
Hillary Clinton for President... Your Student Council Will Never Be the Same!
May 29, 2008 8:43 PM | Reply | Permalink
"Hillary: In Opposite World, I'd win!"
May 29, 2008 8:49 PM | Reply | Permalink
Females
Against
Revote
Trashing
Sexists
for
HILLARY
May 29, 2008 8:52 PM | Reply | Permalink
Hillary Clinton
"Just a flesh wound!"
May 29, 2008 9:05 PM | Reply | Permalink
Bush--All Hat, No Cattle.
Hillary--No Hat.
Or...
Hillary's as good as ANY man. And she lies like one, too.
May 29, 2008 10:24 PM | Reply | Permalink
Clinton's as good as a man. Bush, to be exact.
May 30, 2008 1:09 AM | Reply | Permalink
ARGH!
I WANT TO RIDE WENCH HILLARY... TO VICTORY
ACQUIRE! MERGE! MARAUD! DILUTE! DILUTE!
ARGH!
May 29, 2008 10:57 PM | Reply | Permalink
How about "Never Trust a Woman Who Dumps Her Own Cat"
May 29, 2008 11:05 PM | Reply | Permalink
"Don't stop thinking about tomorrow,
but do stop thinking 'bout yesterday".
May 29, 2008 11:42 PM | Reply | Permalink
Third Verse* - Same as the first
* Blog on this subject
May 30, 2008 12:53 AM | Reply | Permalink
My other outfit is
a envy green pantsuit.
May 30, 2008 1:58 AM | Reply | Permalink
Goodnight Hillary.
Goodnight Monica.
May 30, 2008 2:09 AM | Reply | Permalink
Hillary Clinton fo' Presadin'!
May 30, 2008 7:13 AM | Reply | Permalink
Told You So! Hillary Clinton 2012
May 30, 2008 9:39 AM | Reply | Permalink
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