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Top Ten Reasons Obama Lost West Virginia
10. Needed six white candidates to run to split the white vote.
9. Only campaigned there once, got 28% of vote. If he'd gone three times, could have won 74% from open-minded West Virginians.
8. West Virginia refuses to be told what to do by goddamned actual Virginia.
7. He didn't lose it, as much as he never wanted to find it in the first place.
6. Civil rights era repeal of literacy requirement for voting permits West Virginia whites to vote en masse.
5. Too ironically weird for black guy to win primary in state, one of whose current Democratic Senators was once an Exalted Cyclops of the Klan, and who wrote in 1945 that "Rather I should die a thousand times, and see Old Glory trampled in the dirt never to rise again, than to see this beloved land of ours become degraded by race mongrels, a throwback to the blackest specimen from the wilds."
4. Whitewater rafting most popular summer recreation.
3. Invoking little known election law loophole, each of Billy Glad's alternate TPM identities permitted to vote in West Virginia primary.
2. Number of testicles is primary issue in exit polls.
1. 73% of West Virginians think Obama agrees with disturbing teaching of radical black pastor, the Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King.









Comments (119)
ARGH!
WENCH MONICA: I WOULD THROW OVER WENCH HILLARY FOR YOU!
EVEN IF SHE BROUGHT BACK THE CORPORATE RAIDER 1990S
YOU'D BRING ME THE SWEET SENT OF MALE
DO NOT RETURN TO THIS RESENDER
I ENGENDER TO BE FRIENDER WITH THE AGENDER.
ACQUIRE! MERGE! MARAUD! DILUTE! DILUTE!
ARGH!
May 13, 2008 10:31 PM | Reply | Permalink
LMAO!
May 14, 2008 10:36 AM | Reply | Permalink
Blame West Virginia!
That's my Obama!
May 14, 2008 10:37 AM | Reply | Permalink
MonicaL, this is great material. You are a gifted satirist.
May 13, 2008 10:33 PM | Reply | Permalink
Monica, I for one am so glad that you're finally over Bill. You go, girl.
May 13, 2008 10:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
Monica, is that a picture of you? You look like such a nice, sophisticated, classy person. Either you didn't write this post, or that picture isn't you.
May 13, 2008 10:35 PM | Reply | Permalink
I am pure class, Otto. Come to MonicaL.
May 13, 2008 10:46 PM | Reply | Permalink
No, the real Monica, silly as she may have been at 22, was classier than you.
Quite a lot of people make mistakes due to infatuation. The infantile who get stuck on the puerile details for more than a decade are certainly more pathetic than the mere human.
Here's a suggestion - how about sign up for a Human Sexuality class and try to raise yourself(s) above the tittering reactions of the naively sheltered?
May 14, 2008 7:41 AM | Reply | Permalink
Wow! "The tittering reactions of the naively sheltered." That's some old-time invective for ya.
"The naively sheltered," here, I think, means "people who haven't yet had affairs with presidents."
May 14, 2008 7:59 AM | Reply | Permalink
No, it means those past puberty who can't wrap themselves around the fact that people have sex without breaking into immature giggles.
May 14, 2008 9:33 AM | Reply | Permalink
I'm afraid that would be all of us.
May 14, 2008 11:36 AM | Reply | Permalink
Desidero has schooled you all on this one, folks.
As far as I'm concerned, only prudes bash either Monica or Bill.
The heart wants what the heart wants. And we allo have other parts as well.
May 14, 2008 8:59 PM | Reply | Permalink
The heart should have resigned in 98.
May 14, 2008 10:26 PM | Reply | Permalink
Oh, I get it. It's Monica Lewinski. So you're just another tasteless hater. Never mind.
May 13, 2008 10:36 PM | Reply | Permalink
Oh, Otto.
May 13, 2008 10:41 PM | Reply | Permalink
How funny is it that Otto finds Monica Lewinsky's picture to be attractive and classy, before realizing who it is?
No humorist could have invented that exchange.
But I now disclaim that I am _not_ the actual Monica Lewinsky, any resemblance is purely coincidental, blah blah blah.
I am actually Sinbad.
May 13, 2008 10:49 PM | Reply | Permalink
It is a pretty suprisingly classy picture of Monica.
I like your list. It makes me feel a little bit better about WV. I mean, it makes me feel worse about WV but makes me feel better about losing them. Or having never found them to begin with.
May 13, 2008 11:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
Your post was funny - the exchange with Otto - priceless!
May 14, 2008 6:37 AM | Reply | Permalink
"Hey baby, what's a girl like you doing on a blog like this?"
Chatting up an avatar = embarrassing.
Chatting up a satirical avatar = off the scale.
It's got my vote "for "Funniest moment of campaign 2008."
May 14, 2008 7:49 AM | Reply | Permalink
Seconded.
May 14, 2008 11:28 AM | Reply | Permalink
Thirded.
Aside from its undeniable sultry charms, it's funny how this avatar sets off some people so psychotically.
It's good we didn't nominate Clinton, because apparently, when McCain people brought up Whitewater (as this avatar does) in the general election, these bloggers would have gone all 28 Days Later and vomited blood upon and mauled and eaten the people mentioning Whitewater. There's some deep consistency there with Desidero's Exorcist avatar.
Dozens of bloggers arrested for murder, with a Whitewater-insanity defense.
May 14, 2008 12:31 PM | Reply | Permalink
Well.....I have to admit, 50% of my crush on DF was due to his avatar.
*blushes*
May 14, 2008 10:09 PM | Reply | Permalink
Otto not recognizing Monica is the best thing I've seen on TPM all week.
May 14, 2008 8:40 PM | Reply | Permalink
And just when you were getting your cigar all warmed up...
May 14, 2008 1:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
Otto = Bill C.?
May 14, 2008 2:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
"2. Number of testicles is primary issue in exit polls."
Why is it that "feminists" are alowed to be sexist, while they are first to attack male sexism?
Might it be hypocrisy? Or is it simply "I'm exempt from the rules I impose on you" bigotry?
May 13, 2008 11:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
You should ask Clinton surrogate James Carville that question, JNagarya.
May 14, 2008 12:20 AM | Reply | Permalink
"2. Number of testicles is primary issue in exit polls."
Why is it that "feminists" are alowed to be sexist, while they are first to attack male sexism?
Might it be hypocrisy? Or is it simply "I'm exempt from the rules I impose on you" bigotry?
It's because YOU are the hypocrit, but I doubt you'll understand it. After centuries, millennia of oppression by the males, females are CERTAINLY allowed a little jab against us males here and there. Interesting that you're so sensitive about your balls, it must mean that you don't have any? ;)
Male sexism has led to rape, murder and mutilation, and when females speak out against that (humorously, no less) all of a sudden that is sexism?
Gimme a fat f...ing break here.
May 14, 2008 12:37 AM | Reply | Permalink
Some how the same comment only replaced with "black" seems to fall flat?
Huh.
May 14, 2008 10:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
=> #6
is pretty damn elitist, but hey, my experience in WV proves to me that perhaps literacy is a small stretch, but WV definitely has some educational problems.
May 13, 2008 11:06 PM | Reply | Permalink
11. WV only knows the names of Bush or Clinton (Bush/Clinton in White House from 1982 to Present=26yrs)
May 14, 2008 1:01 AM | Reply | Permalink
Bush was in the White House in 1982?
Who knew?
Buy a clue. Borrow the money if you must.
May 14, 2008 1:59 AM | Reply | Permalink
That was weird.
A B or a C in the WH, yes. Since 1981. Goin on 28 years now, kiddies.
May 14, 2008 2:16 AM | Reply | Permalink
Wow. Who needs satirists when Clinton supporters can make utter fools of themselves without any outside help?
Indiex, you are the one in desperate need of a clue. Here's a free one for ya:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_H._W._Bush
May 14, 2008 4:12 AM | Reply | Permalink
He was Vice President then. You make it sound like the dude said something totally unrelated to reality. Take a pill.
May 14, 2008 12:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
Swish!
May 14, 2008 8:43 PM | Reply | Permalink
Well, I won't go as far to say that a Bush *wasn't* in the WH in 1982 (because I'm not an idiot), but didn't the elder Bush begin his Vice Presidency in 1981?
May 14, 2008 1:47 PM | Reply | Permalink
Mistake on map, he went to East Virginia instead.
May 14, 2008 3:27 AM | Reply | Permalink
I am totally non-partisan in my guffaws. And I lol'd. :)
May 14, 2008 11:07 AM | Reply | Permalink
Now that's the spirit!
May 14, 2008 12:35 PM | Reply | Permalink
Good one!
May 14, 2008 3:16 PM | Reply | Permalink
And who can blame someone for wanting to enjoy the mid-May charms of East Virginia?
May 14, 2008 8:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
"It's May! It's May! The lusty month of May!!"
- Guinneviere
"Tra la la, it's the 1st of May! Outdoor fucking starts today!!"
- B.J. the Real Estate Queen of Darien CT (back in the day)
May 14, 2008 10:14 PM | Reply | Permalink
12. Obama couldn't overcome West Virginia's traditional suspicion of Irish Catholics.
May 14, 2008 8:23 AM | Reply | Permalink
Is he O'bama, now?
May 14, 2008 10:25 AM | Reply | Permalink
I reckon.
May 14, 2008 11:37 AM | Reply | Permalink
Green and white campaign posters. We had corned beef and cabbage for dinner after GOTV work for Obama. I'm from the part of WV that kept Clinton to UNDER 50%.
May 14, 2008 4:46 PM | Reply | Permalink
You rock.
May 14, 2008 5:24 PM | Reply | Permalink
And roll, baby!
May 14, 2008 10:15 PM | Reply | Permalink
Nice redirect at the end. Good job, and nothing a little Tim Kaine couldn't help with on the Obama ticket- Kaine being an ex-missionary.
May 14, 2008 8:44 AM | Reply | Permalink
You're right on about not listening to goddamned actual Virginia. Not long ago, WV would vote for the Democrat just to spite red, red VA. Now it looks like VA might go blue while WV says, "Red it is!" Mountaineers are nothing if not contrarian.
May 14, 2008 8:47 AM | Reply | Permalink
No, the real Monica, silly as she may have been at 22, was classier than you.
Quite a lot of people make mistakes due to infatuation. The infantile who get stuck on the puerile details for more than a decade are certainly more pathetic than the mere human.
Here's a suggestion - how about sign up for a Human Sexuality class and try to raise yourself(s) above the tittering reactions of the naively sheltered?
Posted by Desidero
May 14, 2008 7:41 AM
Monica did not make the mistake; The Chief Executive of the Nation took advantage of his Power position over a naive young intern, and then called her a liar.
You are actually telling people that executives who have used their work place power rankings, to their sexual advantage, over junior staff members, should be allowed to do so, without any really consequences, and after a decade has passed, their misdeeds should never again be mentioned.
Is that the current feminist position on sexual harassment in the work place?
May 14, 2008 9:17 AM | Reply | Permalink
edit:
any real consequences.
May 14, 2008 9:19 AM | Reply | Permalink
Monica, you need to get over the while Hillary thing. You know he wasn't going to leave her didn't you? It doesn't become you to be catty. By the way how is Linda? What has He/she been up to lately?
PS - if your looking for work...let me know
May 14, 2008 9:22 AM | Reply | Permalink
People just cannot resist chatting up that avatar.
May 14, 2008 10:55 AM | Reply | Permalink
Louis, the only thing I love more than a Clinton is a Clinton supporter with a sense of humor. God bless you.
As you know from public documents, Monica did think Bill would leave Hill for her. Silly Monica!
So surely you can understand MonicaL turning her satirical wiles in favor of the new stud President in his mid40s . . .
May 14, 2008 12:39 PM | Reply | Permalink
The job offer stands Monica...and.....I will never make you wait outside a cordoned off area to hug me.
May 14, 2008 1:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
I'm not familiar with WVA culture, so I'm not sure about this, but I think it's OK to call an Obama supporter a latte-sipping elitist but not OK to call a Hillary supporter a moonshine swigging hillbilly.
Could someone tell me if I have this right?
May 14, 2008 10:03 AM | Reply | Permalink
What makes you think it's okay to do either?
May 14, 2008 11:21 AM | Reply | Permalink
It's not, but the person to whom you reply reminds me of the person who justifies the existence of the NAAWP on the ground that there exists an NAACP.
May 14, 2008 12:29 PM | Reply | Permalink
Unfortunately they really do think like that - look at this blog - it's high school writ small with the same nasty, meanspirited cliquish behavior you'd expect from the bully kids who weren't taught any better.
p.s. My son's unit is coming home from Iraq this week. He hopes to go to graduate school this fall. Hope you're well.
May 14, 2008 1:06 PM | Reply | Permalink
That's marvelous news Bev! I am so happy for you and your family. Savor the reunion. All is well here, thanks. Strange place to correspond by the way, in a thread hosted by a "progressive" with a most interesting choice of avatar. :)
May 14, 2008 3:48 PM | Reply | Permalink
do you really think she's progressive? any evidence of that? I looked at what else she's posted and she never talks about issues. She's all anti-Clinton - haven't seen her say one thing pro-Obama.
May 14, 2008 6:38 PM | Reply | Permalink
No, she's more of a lucianne denizen than a democrat. Many of the posters here are republicans.
May 14, 2008 7:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yup! You're one of them.
May 14, 2008 10:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yeah, the term "progressive" is right up there with "alternative music"and "independent movies" with being heavily overused and meaning almost the exact opposite of what it's supposed to.
May 15, 2008 2:41 AM | Reply | Permalink
The important thing is to be humorless and censorious, even though we know yuppies more frequently support Obama, and poorer, rural whites more frequently support Clinton!
Our humorlessness and indignation in the face of these obvious facts upon which we all agree will prove our moral superiority!
May 14, 2008 12:42 PM | Reply | Permalink
Well you have the humourless part down pat.
May 14, 2008 1:24 PM | Reply | Permalink
You sound bitter.
May 14, 2008 2:20 PM | Reply | Permalink
And doesn't understand the difference between disagreement with and injury to her. There must not be any!
May 14, 2008 3:02 PM | Reply | Permalink
Awesome, ML.
Thanks for the morning laugh.
May 14, 2008 10:08 AM | Reply | Permalink
Monica, I am so glad to see you have a sense of humor. How is it you know so much about WV? What would you say are the things that Americans know least about you? What is in your future? In fact, I don't really know much about your background. What are the things that made you into the person that you are today?
May 14, 2008 10:55 AM | Reply | Permalink
There is an excellent Wikipedia entry about the real Monica Lewinsky, for those not versed in some of the oddities of her story.
May 14, 2008 3:28 PM | Reply | Permalink
Seriously though, it is the attitude of people like MonicaL and others that is going to be the serious downfall of Senator Obama. There is a general "we are so much better than those other Americans" or "everyone who votes for Senator Clinton is either a racist or ignorant" , that is evident here. Sure it is fun and games now but that look-down-your-nose attitude of his supporters is something to be seriously concerned about. I am an HRC supporter but I will support Senator Obama in the general 110%. Don't BLOW IT, okay?
Oh, no pun intended MonicaL...
May 14, 2008 1:02 PM | Reply | Permalink
LOL Les....thats great.
May 14, 2008 2:33 PM | Reply | Permalink
Do you honestly think that the denizens of this blog are truly representative of Obama's supporters (or, OTOH, that those over at TaylorDane.com represent Clinton's)? Even if they do, I doubt that anyone who has a real job and customary family obligations has the requisite time to saturate himself with the goings-on of TPM and allow the exposure to warp his perception of Obama.
If you allow TPM to form your opinions, you need to get out more.
May 14, 2008 3:33 PM | Reply | Permalink
I still feel sorry for Monica Lewinsky. She was just a kid after all.
May 14, 2008 1:21 PM | Reply | Permalink
phewey, she was 22. I was married with kids at 22.
May 14, 2008 2:14 PM | Reply | Permalink
that explains so much...
May 14, 2008 10:46 PM | Reply | Permalink
Reality Check:
No one would have ever heard of Monica if Bill Clinton had behaved like a mature responsible Chief Executive, you know, like every other CEO is required to do.
Furthermore; Ms. Lewinski published a book, and even went on a prolonged book tour, both here, and in Europe.
She then went on to peddle her own product line. She choose to continue to play the publicity for all it was worth to her, so it is a little late for people to start lamenting that she should be granted her privacy. She did not grant it to herself.
She merchandised her notoriety for all it was worth.
May 14, 2008 2:15 PM | Reply | Permalink
CEO's? Oh you mean like the past ones at Tyco, GE, and Enron?
May 14, 2008 2:57 PM | Reply | Permalink
I don't see where sneering at other people is particularly helpful. I'm 100 % behind Obama, I prize a photo with Michelle standing between me and my wife, I prize a photo with Senators Durbin, Obama, two friends and my wife and me, and we've helped raise modest amounts for Obama. I just don't thinking putting down people helps anything. In the long run, we want their support, and as Dems, we are supposedly trying to help people improve their lots in life.
May 14, 2008 2:47 PM | Reply | Permalink
Their Senator is a former Klansman, and the state, which had more whites claiming to have voted on a racial basis than any but Mississippi, will vote in a big way against Obama in November, evidenced by it voting against him 67-26 when he's the nominee, and dumped a shocking 8% of its vote into the box called "white man who pulled out four months ago." I guess they don't like the champion of blue collar whites, Hillary Clinton, probably because she's not a white _man_ either.
Respectfully, your show of respect is wasted on their patently racial and sexist voting decisions. Their voting patterns put down people in a more significant way than my little post puts down WV. And that's part of what we're fighting against -- racism, and sexism. Plenty of that on the electoral scoreboard last night.
May 14, 2008 3:17 PM | Reply | Permalink
WV is old. Maybe she reminds them of Eleanor Roosevelt.
May 14, 2008 4:49 PM | Reply | Permalink
West Virginia typically votes Democratic - because the folks there vote their economic self-interest, but if the Obama camp wants to drive them into Republican camp, Monica is giving lessons in how to turn Democrats into Republicans.
May 14, 2008 5:03 PM | Reply | Permalink
You state you work in antiracism, and when West Virginia goes against the (black) Dem nominee by 41 points, you type not to comment unfavorably on that obvious racial cast, but to say what good Democrats West Virginians are, and to lament criticism of it.
Noted.
May 14, 2008 5:20 PM | Reply | Permalink
So racism is the only reason he lost in WV. I guess voting for Clinton is prima facie evidence of racism.
If Oregon and/or Kentucky vote for Clinton, we'll have to call them racists too.
And who's playing the race card?
May 14, 2008 5:32 PM | Reply | Permalink
You know, this is getting tiresome because it's so deeply disingenuous.
Clinton's entire campaign has been run on one unspoken (barely)idea - Barack can't win because he's black and "people" won't vote for him.
You can pretend otherwise, but you aren't going to get anywhere.
You can shut up about the race card - ya here? Hillary played the whole fucking hand and it's a cute Republican tactic - when caught, instantly accuse your opponent of being guilty. I've seen it over and over - and that is what Hillary and her supporters have been doing.
May 14, 2008 5:45 PM | Reply | Permalink
As LBP pointed out before, Tracy Morgan pretty much handled this business:
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/SNL_Tracy_Morgan_defends_Barack_Obama_0316.html
Yeah, there are still a bunch of racists in America and not just a few of them are hillbillies. Shocking, I know. Film at 11.
May 14, 2008 8:38 PM | Reply | Permalink
Nobody's called NY or Mass racist even though they went to Clinton. Nobody has done so because those voters weren't racist, unlike the ones in WV.
May 14, 2008 5:51 PM | Reply | Permalink
The 21% of whites in WVa who admitted race was very important are the ones playing the race card. Your qualifier "only" says it all. You admit and agree that some racism is mixed in there. Of course it's not all of it. But the extremity of the margin in this state is racist.
And having lived in Mass for several years, the state with the last true race riots in America, of course there's a significant cadre of urban Boston folk who won't vote black. But the margin there wasn't 41 points, either. So I don't think of the Mass result as racist on its face; his losing of course is not racist at all. But the 41 in WVa is, and you know it.
May 14, 2008 5:57 PM | Reply | Permalink
That was my point: we're calling the racists, not the Clinton supporters, racist.
May 14, 2008 6:12 PM | Reply | Permalink
Agree.
May 14, 2008 10:28 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yes, actually I am an antiracist organizer, but know that you do not fight racism with classism.
Morever, you cannot break down the racist attitudes of people whom you have publicly vilified and made fun of while in a self-righteous glow.
Personally, I believe every white person in America is racist and that it is incumbent on us to take apart the structures that prolong and uphold racism. But you do that by attacking the structural and cultural foundations of racism, not by attacking individuals. The personal racism of individuals is created and sustained by the cultural and social structures of racism - you pull them apart and the virulence of personal racism will weaken.
However, all Monical can do with her little trip to the humor factory is reinforce racism and racist attitudes by making people defensive and proving the belief that white support for Obama is centered in elitist well-off snobs who don't give a damn about working people.
May 14, 2008 6:08 PM | Reply | Permalink
Oregon Activist, I agree with you. Although I found Monica's post humorous, I had to double back and remember that Obama and the rest of us have a lot of work to do. The people from West Virginia are people with whom we should all be finding solidarity - and the racism (which is there, to be sure) needs to be overcome through efforts to better all of our lives. I think Obama can do that and will do that, and that's the reason I'm behind him. That's also the reason Hillary's appeal to hard working "white" voters has been so divisive. I'm thankful that she's disavowed that statement and seems to be taking a more reasonable approach to the end of her campaign.
May 14, 2008 8:16 PM | Reply | Permalink
Let's harvest these pearls of wisdom:
Humor must be annihilated.
Everyone is racist.
But mocking racism in the W Va vote shows my class prejudice!
You think you "give a damn" about working people but just said _every single white working person_ is racist.
Are we stuck in a bad seminar at a third rate private college?
Well, like most people in it, Josh Marshall enjoyed the post (check bottom of thread).
Have a nice evening!
May 14, 2008 9:46 PM | Reply | Permalink
I'm not sure whether your response, Monica, was to Oregon Activist or to me, but I thought your post was hilarious. Then I felt guilty about enjoying it. Although it's true that many of the people who voted for Clinton in West Virginia were doing so, undoubtedly, out of racism - they personify the "bitter" vote - many of those people are in as difficult circumstances as anyone in this society. Maybe humor is the way to do it - but stereotyping people for their worst tendencies seems to reinforce those tendencies and cause them to be defensive. (Although I don't advocate Hillary's technique of encouraging the worst in people.)
May 14, 2008 10:09 PM | Reply | Permalink
The post doesn't say that every Hillary voter or most Hillary voters, not even in W Va, is a racist.
The extreme margin should trouble folks who care about such things.
I could give a flip about the humorless extremes. Make fun of my guy instead of yelling at me. Works better, shows a genuine human spirit.
May 14, 2008 10:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
ZOMG! Monica is destroying the Democrats! Again!!!!!!
please do give me a giant fucking break.
May 14, 2008 5:41 PM | Reply | Permalink
Seconded. And my family is from Appalachia. Sense of humor, people. This is not a campaign poster; it's not an outreach effort; it's political humor for an audience of people who have largely made up their minds. So take a giant chill pill.
May 14, 2008 6:29 PM | Reply | Permalink
Thanks so much.
Much easier to piss and destroy than create, eh?
I would love it if people on the other side of whatever divide exists on this thread could satirize in favor of their views. Humor is good. Period.
The problem is, there's an Obama/Clinton divide, and (not the same thing) a humor is good/I have no f'ing sense of humor divide. Louis one in the Clinton-but-humor-good column. Wish we had more of those.
May 14, 2008 9:51 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yes. It's not *quite* the same thing, but the two divides do run surprisingly parallel to each other.
Maybe the Obama supporters would lose their sense of humor if BO were losing.
But actually, I don't think so.
May 14, 2008 10:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
As always, I agree with everything you say.
May 14, 2008 10:29 PM | Reply | Permalink
Hold on. Self-interest or spite? Which do they prefer? I'm confused.
I really love this bullshit. "Well, I recognize the need to vote my own self-interest, but the stuff people said on the Internet about Hillary Clinton has convinced me to vote otherwise out of spite! That'll show 'em!"
Seriously, vote for McCain because of what was said on an Internet forum. I dare you. Pull the trigger if you've really got such a bile-filled gut.
May 14, 2008 8:52 PM | Reply | Permalink
You do crack me up, DF.
As you will note, in the attempt to bring harmony in the world, there are certain people on TPM now forbidden to vote for Obama.
As always, we think logically along the same lines.
May 15, 2008 2:04 AM | Reply | Permalink
When they get the internet there, we'll worry about that.
May 14, 2008 9:26 PM | Reply | Permalink
Monica, this just a thing of beauty. LOL!
May 14, 2008 5:40 PM | Reply | Permalink
Glad you liked it, Tena!
May 14, 2008 5:54 PM | Reply | Permalink
I particularly liked the Whitewater rafting. A simultaneous nod to Deliverance and to Whitewater with a capital W.
May 14, 2008 6:30 PM | Reply | Permalink
1. 73% of West Virginians think Obama agrees with disturbing teaching of radical black pastor, the Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King.
bingo
May 14, 2008 6:35 PM | Reply | Permalink
Actually he lost because he's a dork.
May 14, 2008 7:14 PM | Reply | Permalink
#1 : the only blacks welcome in West Virginia are those playing on the Mountaineers football and basketball teams!
May 14, 2008 7:35 PM | Reply | Permalink
Sad. So sad that I actually logged in and posted for the first time in days to say how sad it is. Very sad indeed.
But, in the immortal words of Buckaroo Bonzai:
"Hey, hey, hey. Don't be mean. We don't have to be mean because, remember, no matter where you go, there you are."
May 14, 2008 8:12 PM | Reply | Permalink
Hmm. This was supposed to be at http://tpmcafe.talkingpointsmemo.com/talk/2008/05/when-the-press-stops-buying-wh.php. Here, I just meant to say:
Funny! Very funny! So funny I came back to the blog to see what other people who are funnier than me said!
May 14, 2008 8:47 PM | Reply | Permalink
Monica...I smoked a cigar in celebration of this thread. Very nice
May 14, 2008 8:38 PM | Reply | Permalink
I'm confused. Why whitewater rafting? That demographic is primarily young, male college students/hippies.... not so much a Clinton-favoring demographic....
(lightbulb) Oh, wait -- is that an allusion to the "whitewater" real estate scandal thingy? Dammit, I always miss that. The real thing is so much more interesting. (Is that bad thing to admit on a politics-focused blog?)
May 14, 2008 8:49 PM | Reply | Permalink
this made me laugh
May 14, 2008 9:21 PM | Reply | Permalink
Thanks very much, Josh.
May 14, 2008 9:36 PM | Reply | Permalink
I doubt his comment was aimed at you.
May 15, 2008 12:28 AM | Reply | Permalink
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