It occurred to me earlier today that Hillary is down to her last ball. If you recall, a few weeks ago James Carville, the ragin' cajun, basically said that Hillary is tougher than Barack and has more balls than he does, and that if Hillary gave Barack a ball they would both have two. I wonder where she got her balls, perhaps she took them from Carville, McAuliffe, and Lanny Davis.

Ok, so, Hillary had three balls to begin with and Barack lost one on the campaign trail (I guess), at least as per Carville. Barack took one of Hillary's balls in NC/Ind, and Hillary sacrifed one to the ether due to "AssassinGate," which leaves her with a single ball, compared to Barack's two. He now leads her in this mettric. He is where he should have been to start and she has one ball too many.

On June third, or soon thereafter, Hillary will say goodbye to her final ball. Either (1) Barack will take it from her  by pounding her in the final primaries, earning his third ball, which is kinda gross, (2) she will take one for the team and sacrifice her ball for the greater good, (3) the superdelgates will make her into a castrato, or (4) she will be de-balled at the convention.

This is a good thing for all of us. Hillary must say goodbye to that final ball for the sake of the women of America. She never should have had three balls (or more, who knows how many she dispensed along the way) to begin with. Vaginal, ovarian, or clitoral fortitude is enough to propel women to where they need to be.

Hillary, surrender your final ball.