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Republican slogan suggestions
Caught stealing an antidepressant slogan (Effexor: the change you deserve), the Republicans need to steal a new one. A quick check in my medicine cabinet yielded these possibilities (if they want to stick with pharm slogans):
Theraflu: Good to be back.
Midol: Because your period's more than a pain
Alli (weight loss): Are you losing it?
Suboxone (heroin dependence): Embrace treatment; regain control.
Rogaine: Use it or lose it.
Chantix (smoking cessation): On the quitting road, it's all about getting there.
Cialis: If a relaxing moment turns into the right moment, you can be ready.
Anadin: When only fast will do. Nothing acts faster.
Aleve: All day strong. All day long.
Fougera (pharm company): Make no compromises.
Celebrex: Understand the risks, see the benefits.
I open the floor to stolen slogan suggestions, not limited to medicines.
Comments (8)
Er, these are all in your medicine cabinet? ;)
May 17, 2008 6:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
that was what I wanted to know right off the bat, too!
it was the Suboxone, wasn't it?
;P
May 18, 2008 1:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
When it comes to voting Republicn in the fall - "Just say NO!"
May 17, 2008 6:51 PM | Reply | Permalink
I like, "Lunesta: A Great Tomorrow Starts Tonight." Could be adapted to:
McCain: A great tomorrow starts in 2013!
May 17, 2008 7:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
How about lines from movies? I thought these were appropriate for the Republican party.
"Check your soul at the door." -Club Vampire
"There is a reason why you are so messed up." -Dodgeball
"Be afraid...be very afraid."- The Fly
"Lie. Cheat. Steal. All in a day’s work." -Glengarry Glen Ross
"Earth. Take a good look. It might be your last." -Independence Day
"We belong dead." - The Monsters
"Reality is a thing of the past." -The Matrix
May 17, 2008 9:53 PM | Reply | Permalink
"We lie because you are too busy watching American Idol to care"
May 17, 2008 10:33 PM | Reply | Permalink
www.colonblow.com: "Keep in mind, ... you can [use] Colonblow every 30-60 days to provide a consistent targeting of long-term waste."
May 18, 2008 7:58 AM | Reply | Permalink
Ok - I have one. It's from 28 Days Later:
The End is Very Fucking Nigh!
May 18, 2008 1:26 PM | Reply | Permalink
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