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More Carville Gutterspeak: Hillary Has Three Testicles!

Let the Clinton Circus Sideshow continue! I first read this in this morning's New York Times column by Maureeen Dowd:


James Carville helpfully told Eleanor Clift of Newsweek that if Hillary gave Obama one of her vehicles of testicular fortitude, “they’d both have two.”


And now Huffington Post has picked up on the story that was originally printed in Eleanor Clift's May 2 Newsweek column:


"The Republicans will eat him alive" is what the Clinton campaign is telling the superdelegates. Hillary is the tougher of the two, the candidate you want on your side in a knife fight, a gender reversal that prompts Carville to indulge in some ribald humor: "If she gave him one of her cojones, they'd both have two."


So this is where we are in the level of discourse coming from the Clinton Camp? Welcome to today's new metric for winning. Forget everything else Superdelegates, according to James Carville, the only score that matters now is this one:

Hillary Testicles: 3
Obama: 1

Let the freakshow continue!


Comments (32)

All of the feminists backing Hillary must love this kind of talk.

I can see the session at the next feminist conference:

"James and Hillary's Three-Balled Strategy for Victory: The Role of Testicles in Contemporary Feminism"

I love James Carville. Say what you want about him, at least he says exactly what he's thinking, which makes him fun. As I've said before, as a second generation feminist tough broad with a sick sense of humor, I enjoy this kind of earthy stuff. Call me misogynist (I love getting this from more repressed liberals), but this kind of thing appeals in a big, big way to voters.

I used to find Carville an interesting, smart and funny guy, too. His "branding" of Richardson several weeks back really turned me off, though. Having studied American history and having an understanding of how the terms "branding" and "lynching" were, and unfortunately still are, used to instill fear in African Americans, the whole incident revealed a slimey, racist underside to the guy that just reveals how low he is.

I like that Obama is attempting to raise the level of discourse in American politics, and dislike how the Hillary campaign continues to do the opposite and keeps dragging everything and everyone down into the gutter.

I like how Billy Bob Thornton played him in Primary Colors. And there was that remark about his....you know...

Oh, yeah, they'll hoot and holler all right and then vote for McCain.

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The final act of Sybil Clinton--now she's a man and a better one than the other candidates--it has gotten pathetic.

This "Republicans will eat him alive" crap is so ridiculous, especially coming from Clinton, who god know has so much dirt and baggage that hasn't been mined yet, but the GOP would certainly oblige in the fall if she miraculously managed to get the nomination. Obama isn't going all Lee Atwater on Clinton because he won't do that to another Democrat or the party. Doesn't mean for one second that he's not going to be very tough on McCain and be able to respond to whatever the GOP can throw at him -- which isn't much, at this point. And with the House win in Louisiana yesterday, we have some proof that people aren't paying much attention to what the GOP has to say in their attack ads and smear campaigns.

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Carville is the one who married a right wing Republican operative and is still sleeping with the enemy. Governor Richardson endorsed a fellow Democrat.James Carville is the real Judas.

If she's so tough, why is she getting beaten by Obama?

Apparently testicles aren't enough. I know lots of men, presumably equipped with testicles, who are wimps.

I anxiously await the next installment, when we find out how big Hillary's penis is.

Side note: Of course Carville's a sleazy back-stabbing conniving bastard. I guess I love him kind of like comedians love Bush. There's so much material, and it's all so laughable (or would be if it didn't work so well).

And Carville reminds me of the 9 months I worked as a ranger in south coastal Georgia. It was so pretty, the food was so good, everyone called me ma'am (at the tender age of 28)...and the men I worked with were unrepentantly sexist, racist and crude. If I was to survive there I had to be tougher than them, which I was. I left that life because I was afraid of turning into a man myself. So I'm just saying I kind of get where they're coming from.

I've been thinking a lot this past couple days about how bad for my mental health it is to spend half the day online. I got my 12-step book out last night, admitted I'm powerless over political blogs and my life has become unmanageable, and acknowledged a power greater than myself (or at least greater than my regular old willpower) that could help. So I've now put hard blocks on a set of political sites for all but an hour a day except Sunday, when I get two hours. So goodbye cruel world--for today!

That said, I also enjoy the humor of Family Guy, and occasionaly South Park. I loved Carville back in the days of Bill Clinton, and he was great in "the War Room", but the Richardson thing was really a deal changer. So I guess I'm not opposed to the humor, just the messenger.

Carville looks like the Tales From the Crypt guy.

So I guess her core demographic is now women with at least 2 testicles?

No wonder why I haven't dated any Hillary supporters!

Not necessarily; I've been credited with having balls before, and I've gotten so sour on the woman that--geez, I better shut up or I'll say something nastier than Carville did.

Opus, in the words of some compassionate christians, and in accordance with Jewish rabbinical law:

Hate the sin, not the sinner.

Oops, looks like I got that one backwards. Well, I don't hate Carville, so can I approach the middle ground of dislike the messenger, and enjoy discussing my dislike of the message with similar humor? Damn, now I sound like just another hypocritical pseudo-journalist! Time to pull out the old artist's refrain, "I don't create society, I only hold up a mirror to it."

No wonder people hate artists.....

Nice work James.

I've been thinking a lot this past couple days about how bad for my mental health it is to spend half the day online. I got my 12-step book out last night, admitted I'm powerless over political blogs and my life has become unmanageable, and acknowledged a power greater than myself (or at least greater than my regular old willpower) that could help. So I've now put hard blocks on a set of political sites for all but an hour a day except Sunday, when I get two hours. So goodbye cruel world--for today!

TPM should turn the un-used Horse's Mouth tab at the top of the page for an ongoing online therapy session centered around this exact issue. It's sunny and warm outside and I'm sitting indoors writing about James Carville and Hillary's Three- Balled Strategy for Victory?

Step away from the laptop.....

So what's Carville suggesting there? That Hillary is a freak?

At least we know what she's hiding under that pantsuit now.

Well, I've got 15 more minutes from Leechblock; obviously I'm not sobered up yet. I think a self-help thread would be nice, but unfortunately would also attract enough trolls that we'd devolve into the same discourse as usual in no time.

I think I just committed some form of cognitive dissonance by sugeesting that people get together online to discuss how they spend too much time online. Ha!


Writing about the three ball strategy

Hilarious! Although I think I'm in much better shape. I'm using political blogs as a break from reading student papers. And the weather isn't all that nice here. It's not that I'm obsessed. No.

OK, so the sun is out, it is warmer...what's your point??

I used to like Carville, salty feminist, but he's said one too many things that were so very mean-spirited that I think he's a prime ass.

I can't stand him.

One of the women Bill was accused of sexually harassing - Carville said: "drag a dollar bill through a trailer park and see what follows it - that's what she is."

That's about when I decided I didn't think he was so damn funny anymore.

He's an ass. He's married to a Neo-con horror. I want them both to go the fuck away.

There's a great French film that came out about ten years ago called "Ridicule". Set in the late-18th century in the French court, it's all about the idle rich and how they spend their leisure time at dinners and dances, and that the standard of polite society is how well they can toss witty insults at each other, being completely insulting, but doing it in an oh-so-polite way. If you don't mind subtitles, I highly recommend it.

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And if Carville gave each candidate one of his testicles, he'd have to get them from Mary and hope she didn't hand them to him on a toothpick.

I think Carville's testicles are hanging from the back bumper of his wife's pickup. (yes, i once lived in Colorado and noted the ranchers love for those fake plastic bull testicle things that they would hang on their truck bumper)

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Whether sleazy or not, this has been a deliberate Clinton strategy for a few weeks now, as I mentioned in a recent comment here. Bill Clinton and Carville have taken in recent weeks to issuing gender-loaded, locker room taunts, essentially challenging Obaba's manhood. While HRC makes her own pitch to women, to support the "filly in the race" for the sake of the advancement of women, WJC and Carville have been running with the old school message, "How can you expect this guy to win when he can't even beat a girl?"

The tactic is partly designed to goad Obama into some sort of gaffe. But it also puts him in a gender double-standard sandwich. If he goes hard at Clinton and gets too aggressive, he loses good guy points for "hitting the girl". If he takes it easy on her, he loses points for "not having as much balls as the girl." It's been a tough bind.

You've got to hand it to the Clintons when it comes to pure, cynical chutpah. They are essentially sending two opposite gender role messages, and no one is really calling them on it.

This is terrific analysis. He's been in a bind during the entire process. And because of this gender double-standard.

Thanks for pointing this out.

james carville: working hard to elect john mccain.

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