The LA Times is reporting that the Clinton camp is roughly $31 million in debt and the internet abuzz with rumors that the Obama campaign can help hasten her exit by retiring said debt.

Since this plan is a non-starter for Obama supporters, I propose that Clinton supporters seize approximately 516,752 video games from their little boys ($31 million/$59.99) and send them directly to her campaign headquarters.

It’s a win-win situation! Clinton’s debt is retired and some of these kids might actually get off the couch for a few minutes each day. If you’ve never been to West Virginia or Kentucky, I can assure you their children need it more than most! If fat could be used to power our cars, then these two states are the equivalent of the Ghawar oil field in Saudi Arabia. But I digress…

So to Clinton supporters I say: “Seize your children’s assets and help this poor multimillionaire out!”