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BREAKING: Obama Rezko-Wright Shocker! MONICA-GATE!!
The word Moccasin originates from the Algonquian language Powhatan word makasin (cognate to Massachusett mohkisson/mokussin, Ojibwa makizin, Mi'kmaq m'kusun), from Proto-Algonquian maxkeseni, meaning a shoe made of deerskin or other soft leather. Its sole and sides are made of one piece, stitched together on top, sometimes with an additional panel or vamp. The sole is soft and flexible and the upper part is often adorned with embroidery, beading or other ornament. It is the historical footwear of many North American Indian tribes and was also worn by hunters, traders and settlers. There are many types of moccasins from different tribes.
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Moccasins allow the wearer to feel the ground while offering protection. The Plains Indians had hard-sole moccasins because the ground they walked upon was rocky and there were occasional cactuses. The eastern tribes had soft-sole moccasins. These were perfect for walking on the leaf-covered ground in a forest. Moccasins are fairly light, allowing the wearer to be virtually soundless when walking.
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Today moccasins are most often worn by Native Americans as part of a powwow outfit, or regalia. The most common is the Plains-style moccasins. Many are beaded, either partially or fully, usually with a design that goes with the rest of the outfit.
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In New Zealand and Australia sheep shearers make for themselves footwear consisting of part of a cured sheepskin with the wool inside to use while working; these moccasins protect the feet, provide good grip on wooden floors and soak up the sweat of the wearer. Moccasins may also refer to any kind of genuine or faux leather shoe shaped like a loafer, but with shoelaces.
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More recently, moccasins have made a resurgence as a popular form of women and men's slipper. Along with a parallel trend of loafers and boat shoes, moccasins are now available widely. Women will wear moccasins out and about, but for men, moccasins are typically designed as in-house slippers (although often include a rubber sole).
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<i>This is an experiment. My hypothesis is that many post comments without reading the contents of the post; they simply react to headlines. Please disregard.</i>














Comments (33)
I didn't get as far as reading the headline, just needed to see the byline to post a comment.
May 1, 2008 1:45 AM | Reply | Permalink
You mentioned Rezko - no Rec-fast for you, bottom of the dish tray you goes.
If this were Allsburg's Troll-fest, you'd win points for the sly allusion to the historical Algonquin Round Table, which I assume was the point of all this - intelligent understated satire?
May 1, 2008 3:22 AM | Reply | Permalink
Would you mind changing to a non-animated avatar image? I do not want to antagonise in any way but particularly the rapidly changing light and dark are very bad for people with any tendency to epilepsy or migraines.
Thanks!
May 1, 2008 4:05 AM | Reply | Permalink
They can set their browser option to "Don't Play Animated GIFs".
People used to complain about my use of html in emails and net postings as well. If only we could return to the VT100, life would be so much better.
May 1, 2008 4:48 AM | Reply | Permalink
Hmmm, Moccasins!
Salty!
Meheheheh.
May 1, 2008 1:46 AM | Reply | Permalink
K, I haven't seen many responses to GoatLife, so I just have to say, this concept and package are just cracking me the f--- up! ;-)
May 1, 2008 2:57 AM | Reply | Permalink
I used to have this goat thing, but I had a hard time explaining it to people in a way that didn't make me sound, you know, just wrong. All I will say is that there's a certain undeniable charm to the capricious.
May 1, 2008 3:32 AM | Reply | Permalink
OMG, Rezko bought Monica moccasins and she gave them to Obama!
BTW, judging by a good chunk of the posts here, I'd agree with your point.
May 1, 2008 1:46 AM | Reply | Permalink
I strongly suspect that nobody will respond to just the headline. You are not as clever as you think you are.
May 1, 2008 2:03 AM | Reply | Permalink
Alas, irony is always lost on the literal minded
May 1, 2008 2:19 AM | Reply | Permalink
Woah, Genghis, show some mercy for the seizure-prone in your choice of electric shirts!
May 1, 2008 2:54 AM | Reply | Permalink
Genghis, you too.. please switch to a non-animated image. It can be really bad to epileptics or those with light-related migraines. It is not 508.
Thanks!
May 1, 2008 4:06 AM | Reply | Permalink
Change your browser settings to not play animated GIFs if it bothers you.
Genghis, dude, you make me feel like dancing....
May 1, 2008 4:49 AM | Reply | Permalink
Better?
May 1, 2008 8:34 AM | Reply | Permalink
Agh, the colors, they burn!!
May 1, 2008 6:08 AM | Reply | Permalink
(runs in)
(Sees the shirt)
(Kisses Genghis)
There! Happy now?
(Runs out)
May 1, 2008 8:02 AM | Reply | Permalink
(blushes)
yes
(sticks out tongue at DF)
May 1, 2008 8:37 AM | Reply | Permalink
I'm even less clever than that. I read the entire thing and I'm still not responding to it. I'm very good at tests.
1) A. Goats are funny, as are bears.
2) C. Moccasins are a kind of shoe Ric Ocasek wears.
3) A. Seizure shirts are increasingly popular amongst Chicago real estate developers.
4) B. Impeached Liberation Theologist.
5) C. I have insomnia.
6) D. Booty.
7) E. All of the above.
May 1, 2008 3:42 AM | Reply | Permalink
You had me at BREAKING
PS Experiment would probably be more successful if the headline were more confrontational, e.g. OBAMA IS A GOAT TURD!!!!
PPS HTML markup does not work in posts, only in comments. There is surely some important reason for this difference.
May 1, 2008 2:04 AM | Reply | Permalink
You had me at BREAKING
I use this joke all the time in real life, and it never gets old for me. But let me tell you, you had the absolute, without question, ultimate use of this joke a few months ago. I think it was articleman who posted Obama Good Clinton Bad. And you replied "you had me at 'Obama Good'". Classic.
May 1, 2008 2:28 AM | Reply | Permalink
I'm glad that you enjoyed it. My personal favorite is allsburg's reply to the Dear Chairman Dean post - "You had me at dear". I agree, never gets old.
May 1, 2008 8:34 AM | Reply | Permalink
I got so excited that I just did another one. Maybe I'll do nothing but "You had me at" jokes today. We can test out this never gets old theory.
May 1, 2008 9:00 AM | Reply | Permalink
Another one. That's three for the day. If the day includes last night.
May 1, 2008 10:10 AM | Reply | Permalink
ARGH!
TAKE THAT WENCH MONICA. AND MOCK HER SIN!
WITH A CIGAR. AVAST HER VASTNESS!
ARGH!
May 1, 2008 2:08 AM | Reply | Permalink
Or so say the Moccasinistas. Hah!
May 1, 2008 2:15 AM | Reply | Permalink
DF, I wanted to apologize for making some completely uncalled for Mc jokes... and then you posted later about health issues. So sorry. I mean, I was sure you understood the irony, but sometimes irony and cleverness are no excuse-- especially when you're dealing with something as basic as family, friends, sickness, or death.
May 1, 2008 2:36 AM | Reply | Permalink
You shouldn't feel bad. I have a very healthy sense of humor and I didn't take any of that personally whatsoever. Plus, that thread was making me laugh out loud or, as they say on the Internets, LOL.
Besides, it gave me an opportunity for me to use my "McCan my car battery ask your testicles a few questions?" joke.
Seriously though, you always make me laugh and I really didn't take any of the wrong way.
May 1, 2008 2:57 AM | Reply | Permalink
Thanks. For the record, at my house over here we're doing some chemo-- not fun. So, I can imagine if someone was hitting the chemo thing pretty hard, even if it was funny, if I were not in the mood for it I could see myself just being done with that person.
May 1, 2008 3:05 AM | Reply | Permalink
We've moved on to radiation. They don't say "funny as cancer" for nothing. A larf a minute.
With all the promising new treatments coming out maybe in 20-30 years we'll all look back at this quaintly as cavemen using trepanation to cure mental disorders. (For another bit of larf, look up self-surgery on Wiki, including references to self-trepanation and some modern heroes like Aron Ralston.)
May 1, 2008 3:33 AM | Reply | Permalink
I'm sorry to hear about your situation as well. I'll be hoping for the best.
Why waste time with Wikipedia though? If you really want to freak out on that stuff there's some choice material on Google Video.
May 1, 2008 4:14 AM | Reply | Permalink
Hoping to ease the uninitiated in on it - the first stab (so to speak) at self-trepanation is a bit jarring.
May 1, 2008 4:52 AM | Reply | Permalink
I'm sorry to hear that. I wish you and yours well.
May 1, 2008 4:12 AM | Reply | Permalink
I suppose that now is not the right time to make any McKidney jokes.
Seriously, I wish you all well.
May 1, 2008 8:28 AM | Reply | Permalink
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