Who's ready to lead on Day 1???
Some guy who made a speech in 2002???

Wake up people!!!!

STOP DRINKING THE KOOL-ADE!!!!

Hillary supporters will NEVER vote for Barrack Obama in Nov. Say hello to Pres McCane!!!

I'm afraid I'm ill equiped to understand the Clintonista mind set. I'm surrounded by Obama supporters.

My only exposure to HRC supporters is my 7 year old daughter (who wants to see a woman president) and my 68 year old mother (who won't vote for a black man). I can somewhat relate to my daughter's view, since I too would love to see a woman president (just not this woman) and end the lock the white male has had on this job for 232 years.

I have (thus far) refused to break my daughters heart and tell her that HRC has a snow balls chance in hell of becoming president, but I know she'll find out soon enough.

Xena was a fabulous warrior princess!

Enough with the sexism in the fictional warrior community!

Hillary08!

That Obama guy voted "present." That's no fair!

Hillary is better than Bush, I've said it a million times.

And she'd be better than John McCain.

To that limited extent, even I, Fauxbama, endorse her.

Go Hillary!

Kucinich is a strong and forceful leader.
I think he'd have no problem carrying Texas in the fall.

She's a woman. I'm a woman.

Hey little twirp (and I mean that lovingly, here's a virtual pinch on your cute l'il cheeks) - I can't walk a mile in your shoes or I'd have blisters and bunions out the watusee, though Blue Man doesn't have any legs (or arms?) so I guess he can kind of skateboard on top. Anyway, do you get tired of the term "Baby Boomers" since it really has more to do with old people than babies? Anyway, I hope you come around to being an oBoomer - all your classmates in daycare have. Speaking of which, I'm curious, with all the child care proposals I've seen over the last 10 years, you should have more care than a Lamborghini Contache, but it still looks like you've got some dirt encrusted around your neck - what gives? Personally I'd ask for a rebate from the Clinton clan - obviously their idea of welfare reform was referring to personal welfare, though if you'd been born black you could look forward to free housing in one of their new penal housing units. Somehow ain't fair, is it? Look on the bright side - if Obama gets in we'll get to end No Child Left Behind and if Hillary gets in you'll get to learn Farsi. Win-win all the way around.

ROOOOONNNNN PAAAAAUUUUULLLLL!!!!!!

Check out Kos today. He has a picture of Hillary eating the heads of children with cleft pallets! Why do you think her husband has spent the last few years trying to improve living conditions in Africa? Because it's no fun to obliterate a continent full of sick and already dying people!?!?!?

Hillary '08 She will nuke you too.

Bizarro Baby, shouldn't you be 96? Or John McCain?

As a Clinton supporter, if Obama gets the nomination, I will vote for McCain instead! Because he will do a better job with the economy, ending the war in Iraq, my civil liberties, women's rights, pro-choice issues, and everything else this life-long Dem holds dear!

Hillary 08!!!!!!! and if not, McCain 08!!!!!

Hillary is precisely the president we need to lead us back to true capitalist innovation and wealth mongering (er, management.) Her vote on the Iraq war demonstrated her sensitivity to the political moment and her willingness to tough it out on the hard road of war mongering (er, management) rather than the easy path of principled resistance. Me and missus can hardly wait to spend our $30 from the gas tax holiday and the other $800 we get from the government by driving to Branson, MO in our SUV and using books written by those damned elites to start our campfires each evening. ((((Hugs to you Hillary!)))

Yes, I am a HiLIARy supporter. With her election, I will be able to press charges under the War on Drugs to ensure she either does jail time or gets deported for her own drug use. Thus, I am looking forward to finding out her real pick for VEEP is I am going to enjoy that wonderful eight-year run HE (LIEberman or Big Pharma Bayh?) gets. Wouldn't (pro Blue Collar Worker LIEberman be just great with a desk in the WH?

Whoever has the most testicles wins! Count 'em and weep!

Lieberman for VP! Lieberman for VP!

(I couldn't decide whether to be a bizarro Clinton supporter or a bizarro McCain supporter, and I figured this covered either way.)

Forget the Democrats. What we need is a constitutional amendment so "Dubya" can serve a third term! That man is such a great leader; he doesn't even let countervailing evidence get in the way when he knows he's right! And have you heard him speak? So warm, so comforting, so familiar. I can't believe he'll be gone in January. Remember the Maine. Don't change horses in midstream. Tippecanoe and Tyler too.

THIS IS EXCELLENT NEWS!!! FOR IDIOTIC!!!

IDIOMOMENTUM[TM]!!!

Since Clinton has apparently lost the race for Presidential nominee, hey, let's put her on the Obama ticket as VP! A joint ticket would be a good idea because she has no negatives, no conflicts of interest, would not energize the Republican base, would not demoralize Obama supporters or undermine the philosophical basis of his campaign, she could bring in NY - a state that would otherwise be lost to Republicans, Bill won't be a problem, and most of all she could contribute her excellent staff and spokespersons to the campaign. And her $25M debt would not be a drain on funding the GE campaign. And her shape-changing personas are endearing and could come in handy.

And if anyone objects, they should watch their language, because Clinton folks like me might be listening and turn Republican. And I'll post a thread advocating a joint ticket every day until Obama supporters are just too numb to respond.

ARGH!

WENCH HILLARY HAS NO BOSSOM -- ONLY THE MANLY INSTRUMENTS OF DESTRUCTION!

AND EVEN THOUGH SHE BE A MAN -- MAKING PEOPLE ARGUE IS HER FUNCTION!

SHE WILL BRING BACK THE KINDER GENTLE YEARS.

MAKE NICE. PLAY TOGETHER. CAN'T WE ALL GET A BONG?

CONDENSE! CONDENSE!

ARGH!

Clinton has all the experience! I mean, she was married to a president for eight years, which is exactly why my mom's opened a dental office using my dad's degree!

I have come back through time to protect Barack Obama and to defend the Democratic Party. Don't make me run you're asses off.

I'll vote for Obama when he DARES to wear a canary yellow pantsuit and a Tiffany scarf! With or without a flag pin!

Hillary is going to win!! Why?

Because she WANTS to!!!

Hillary/Otto/Louisville 2008!!!!!!

Listen, you know how great a job Bill Clinton did? He'll do it again. His wife won't get in the way. She'll stand by her man, and so will I.

See, it's better than the two for the price of one think he said all those years back. It's four terms as constitutional as two!

(Stupid big city pundits think women are voting for Clinton because they're feminists. No way. I shave my legs, and I love my husband, and that's why I'm voting for Mrs. William Jefferson Clinton in Kentucky next week.)

My epiphany came after Iowa when I began to realize: "yes we can." Here was a man who embodied change. Change I could believe in. Enough of the old divisions. Not red state blue state, but United States of America.

I had some respect for Hillary and Bill Clinton long ago. I was even inclined to forgive Bill his vile and offensive racist rant about Obama's "fairy tale" candidacy. But I realized after South Carolina when Bill said Obama was a good candidate with a good organization like Jesse Jackson that we were dealing with die hard white supremacists. From there, it was all downhill. How could the Clintons send out Ferraro to the Torrance Daily Bee to road test their white separatist message? And what about Reverend Wright? The Clinton campaign sent those tapes to ABC. Mark Penn - need I say more? What about Cuomo's "shuck and jive" comments? Was that an accident? Of course not. Every move these Clintons make is carefully calculated. Nothing is left to chance. This woman will say and do anything to get elected. And by the way, it's not like she ever did anything in her life anyway! All she did was screw up healthcare and blew the election for the Democrats in 94. She's as qualified to be President as Laura Bush. And all the while paid Clinton shills like Krugman attack Obama unfairly for no reason. I heard Krugman was promised a top job in the Clinton administration - I think he'll be taking over for Bernanke at the Fed. Now I think I finally figured it out. Hillary's out to destroy the Democratic Party - but it's all part of her plan to run again in 2012 after McCain has run the country into the ground. With McCain as President, we're more likely to obliterate Iran - which is what she wants anyway, or maybe she doesn't. I don't know, like I said, she'll say anything.

So, now I'm seeing that she won West Virginia. Good. That's her base - a bunch of old, unwashed, uneducated white folks who don't matter anyway. We don't need em anyway!

And did I mention she's divisive?

I'm for Obama because he can hold Pennsylvania and Michigan much easier than Clinton can. We can't lose either of these states and win the election. And Obama has such strong support among he swing group of middle and working class voters, voters we must have to win.

Also, Obama has the best chance to pick up Ohio and Florida. Clinton will lose Michigan and has no chance in Florida because she wanted to stick strictly to Dean's arcane rules and disenfranchise the millions of people who got up, put aside busy lives and voted because the republican controlled legislatures in those states set their primary dates at a time that was inconvenient for the all important, holiest of holy state of New Hampshire.

Clinton could have had a chance in these Michigan and Florida if she had not adamantly refused to countenance a revote in either state. Reminds me of when she filed lawsuit after lawsuit against anyone who dared to oppose her in the Illinois state senate primary.

CNN only has Hillary winning by 41%! Hillary 67% to Oblahma 26%?!! That doesn't even add up! WTF?!! Can't these people even count? Somebody needs to get on this!!! If Obama manages to steal WV I call BS! She's only ahead by 3% in Jefferson county, is this area known for vote rigging?

GO HILLA............(thud)

"We need to clean up the white house, and we need a woman to do it."

(I put this in quotes because this was used as as the chant at a Clinton rally in Texas [I presume she wasn't in attendance]. Scary, huh?)

Hillary's got the balls to go all the way to June!

(sorry--that's the best I could muster)