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Barack's Dirty Secret: He's 1/2 White!
In a startling revealation today it was reported that the Democrat's Presumptive Nominee, Sen Barack Obama is at least 1/2 white. Reliable sources confirm that Obama's mom was indeed white. He was brought up with help from his (white) grandparents and often attended school with (white) children. Obama attended an Ivy League school (white folks). In a conference call Clinton spokesperson Howard Whiteson insisted "Obama can no longer count on the Black Vote, The White Vote,The Guilty Liberal Vote, or the Always Wanted The Cool Black Friend Vote now that the truth about his whiteness has been revealed". It'll be interesting to see how Obama handles this potential "game changer".
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Comments (15)
Obama is half white?! That goddamn graham cracker!
I guess Vanessa Blue is right: "The best way to defeat whitey is to infiltrate."
May 10, 2008 8:29 PM | Reply | Permalink
And Senator Bulworth:
"All we need is a voluntary, free-spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction. Everybody just gotta keep fuckin' everybody 'til they're all the same color."
May 11, 2008 9:38 AM | Reply | Permalink
And worse still - he's been sleeping with a black woman!!!!
May 10, 2008 8:49 PM | Reply | Permalink
OMGZ!!!
May 10, 2008 9:42 PM | Reply | Permalink
LOL.
May 10, 2008 9:45 PM | Reply | Permalink
Even shocking, he's reportedly the father of two black children...infact, 3/4th black and 1/4th white. Go figure....Jesus
Half white? WV and KY just took a collective gasp.
May 10, 2008 11:41 PM | Reply | Permalink
OMFG!!! Are you saying that I voted for a half white guy? Damn!!!
I think the Clinton campaign will do better if they get a 30 minute spot on comedy central because their claims are getting more ludicrous by the day!!!
May 10, 2008 10:21 PM | Reply | Permalink
Better to have a half white guy than a counterfeit white guy like Michael Jackson. Or should I say a counterfeit white woman like MJ?
May 10, 2008 11:57 PM | Reply | Permalink
Does this mean that blue collar voters who will not vote for a black man are only 1/2 right?
May 11, 2008 6:30 AM | Reply | Permalink
Wait, are you tellin' me he's half black?
May 11, 2008 9:33 AM | Reply | Permalink
Geez, if Bush was able to knock McCain out in South Carolina for having only one black child, it should be easy for McCain -- Obama's got two!
May 11, 2008 9:42 AM | Reply | Permalink
Ahh lol!
May 11, 2008 10:36 AM | Reply | Permalink
Yes, but his grandmother was a "typical white person" racist, remember? And he went to Jeremiah Wright in search of his black identity and a surrogate father.
May 11, 2008 11:55 AM | Reply | Permalink
Is Obama supposed to ignore his own Grandmother's racism? Most of us have Grandmother's, black and white, who say things that were acceptable in their generation, but not acceptable today.
Oh, and by the way, has his Grandmother denounced him? I think not. Because she knows what he said was true.
And think about it from his vantage point, a little kid realizing that his own Grandmother was afraid of men that looked like him. What kind of mind trip do you supposed that caused for a 13 year old boy named Barry Obama?
Uh, and Hillary's ex-pastor was sentenced to JAIL TIME for sexually abusing a minor. So I think he has Wright beat. If you didn't catch it in the MSM, here it is, sir.
http://www.uticaod.com/homepage/x1637676857
May 11, 2008 12:50 PM | Reply | Permalink
[Getting to recycle comments - must be a slow Sunday or Recommend lists have gone downhill]
Being "half black" in America is like being a little bit pregnant. I'm surprised we've gotten this far in campaign season and this obvious koan hasn't been thoroughly digested.
May 11, 2008 1:49 PM | Reply | Permalink
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