And if you post:

THIS IS EXCELLENT NEWS!!! FOR HILLARY!!!!

you might be idiotic!

Exactly what many of us need right now...humor and perspective.

Thank you.

Guess I'm a hopeful idiot, then. I failed on one. -_- *stamps FAILURE on her forehead*

Insightful on all counts. Obama does need a new stump speech; it is getting stale and irrelevant to where we are in the campaign. He also needs to roll out a shiny new set of policies.

Bottom line: attack Hillary on policy and the media will catch up on character.

If your name is Gotalife, you are the Idiot that has gone missing from a village in Clintonia.

Hmmm...It's possible I'm a goddamn idiot. I don't have strong feelings, but sometimes I wonder if the long and hard-fought Democratic primary will just make the general election seem like an afterthought.

Obama is a cross between JFK and MLK... Hillary Clinton is a fighter for the working class... Clinton would be able to push her healthcare plan through the House and Senate without it getting watered down and altered significantly... Obama is going to stop the loss of manufacturing jobs...

I guess what I'm saying is, I'd be more interested in hearing your prescriptions for this idiocy, rather than simply a litany of folly, albeit a funny and useful one.

Freakin' hilarious!

"If you think that a caucus where people can waltz in and vote with a paper ballot and then leave is "undemocratic," you make idiots look good, moron!"

Thank you for pointing that out. Everyone is talking about how a caucus favors the young and activists but if you don't want to stay for the whole process you can indeed walk in, register your vote and leave. There were plenty of older folks at our caucus.

You had me on board until this...

"If you think Clinton would be where she is if she hadn't married Bill, you just might be a revisionist idiot!"

I'm not too sure about it. She is quite driven and seems like she'd be able to accomplish a lot independent of her presidential husband. And I'm not saying this because I support HRC, because I do not. It is, however, possible that I am an idiot. I'm not prepared to rule that out. (;

But, regardless, great post.

Another suggestion:
"If you think that Mark Penn's consulting services are worth $10 million (or one dollar), you're an idiot with money to burn.

"If you think someone whose husband has made over $100 million for talking has any place calling anyone else an elitist, you just might be an easily-duped idiot..."

Agreed. But reluctantly.

Well done.

I guess my idiot hat is that I really don't see how Hillary can win in the fall -- but that's because the only likely victory is a really ugly win where she winds up being seen by most of us as "stealing" the election via superdelegate, thereby severely alienating young people and African Americans. I really don't see how we possibly win with those crucial parts of the base severely de-energized. I'm guessing she'd be kissing basically half or more of those groups good bye in the general election, who'll be staying home, voting third party, or, in the case of young people, possibly voting McCain.

Speaking for myself, I'll vote for a genetically modified cockroach with a "D" in an election like this (of course, it would have to be over 35 and a natural hatched American citizen), but I doubt I'd do much else, at least on the Presidential level, and I'm sure I speak for many.