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This is Your Brain. This is Your Brain After an ABC Debate.

Philadelphia, PA (April 17, 2008) -- New research has provided scientific evidence regarding the damaging effects of non-substantive debates on the American viewing public.
 
According to a study released today by the Wonk's Television Forum (WTF), this week's ABC News debate between Democratic Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama temporarily lowered the IQs of the majority of viewers. WTF’s research also showed that the IQ damage was actually more acute for those debate watchers who were registered Democrats.

Conversely, registered Republicans experienced a slight increase in their IQs the longer they watched the debate; however, the data showed this anomaly was quickly mitigated when these same viewers were exposed to Fox News.

WTF study participants who were forced to watch the entire debate may have suffered a more lasting drop in IQ, although further analysis will be required to determine the full effects. Researchers would not comment on any unanticipated emotional damage the experience may have inflicted on study participants.

WTF's study director noted, however, that the IQs of most viewers who escaped during the first 15 minutes showed a quick recovery once their exposure to the ABC News debate was terminated.

Lastly, researchers also found that registered Independent voters who ceased watching the debate during the first 15 minutes, and instead read talkingpointsmemo.com, experienced a marked increase in their IQ; whether these effects are permanent, however, will not be known until November 4th.

While study participants were not paid for their time, each did receive a commemorative flag pin.

http://thezaftigredhead.blogspot.com

 


Comments (10)

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Zaftig,
You are excellent.
Raina

Flattery will just get you more posts. :)

Looks like we both had similar ideas. Here's mine.
http://tpmcafe.talkingpointsmemo.com/talk/2008/04/typeabc-hinamizawa-syndrome.php

Cool. I think a good laugh helps repair the IQ damage as well. :)

Always. Can't tell you how demented I act when I'm upset. Laughter clears everything away! ^0^

Zaftig, you're treading in my territory now, but I'll recommend you nonetheless, as I'm compelled to recommend snark. You too clevomon. FYI, here's mine:

http://tpmcafe.talkingpointsmemo.com/talk/2008/04/angry-bloggers-demand-substanc.php

Just trying to lighten things up after recently being so bitter, Genghis.

Be wary, zaftig, snark is a dangerous drug. It feels amazing at first, and all the bitterness just floats away, but the come down is rough. And then you need more and more and more and more... Sorry got a little carried away.

Aw, thanks! This was my first try. ^^

It only takes one time.

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