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There Must Be 50 Ways to Dump Your Pastor
(With appologies to Paul Simon)
The problem, it all comes down to race, he said to me
The solution is simple, if you drop him gingerly
Listen and I’ll help you win the NC primary
There must be 50 ways to dump your pastor
Just find a new church, Lurch
Give up the cross, Ross
You don’t have to pray, Ray
Just get rid of Wright
Cut him off clean, Gene
You don’t have to fuss, much
Just set yourself free, Lee
And you’ll win in NC
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Comments (3)
Birch is another rhyme that would work... but Lurch made me laugh out loud!!!!
April 30, 2008 5:09 PM | Reply | Permalink
Pretty funny stuff.
April 30, 2008 5:24 PM | Reply | Permalink
Throw him under the bus, Gus.
April 30, 2008 6:35 PM | Reply | Permalink
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