The Clinton's have gathered their surrogates, their pundits, their supporters, their donors, their circle of governors, representatives and party big-wigs,  their private Library donors, their researchers and their researcher's researchers their most ruthless knee-cappers and bat-wielding G.Gordon Liddys and unleashed them for a pre-PA primary all-out Obama-bashing.
It is with great pleasure that the Clintons bring you "The Unified Symphony of Blunt Instruments.

Never before has their been a collection quite like this. You'll get:
The Rezko-reload. 
Old writings by Obama's father from the 60s.
The elitist's "Obama is an elitist" bandwagon. 

These and a whole lot more:

Rev. Wright unplugged.

The "out-of-touch" argument, as voiced by the most out-of-touch.

CNN's Democratic"Bitter" forum. 
It's an all-inclusive compilation of hits from:
The lovely and talented "He-can't-winners" chorus.
The anti-Obama small-town-America parade.
The Obfuscationers.
The Neocon cons.  

The pre-debate bombshell quartet.  
You'll also get the "We can't beat Obama but we can beat Obama out of context" entire volume.
And the "No, we can't" chants.
This entire repertoire is now available everywhere.
So sit back, relax and bask in the sounds of The Unified Symphony of Blunt Instruments.  

Made possible by the people who put the "phony" in symphony.