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Revealed: Clinton Plan to Be President Even if Not Elected
AP--Key West, FL: Acting on a tip that Hillary Clinton plans to behave and live as President of the United States even if she is not elected, authorities this morning raided the same hangar NASA used to fake the moon landings. Though details are sketchy, sources say the hangar contained a number of movie-like sets, including an oval office replica and a UN podium. Documents found on site indicate that Senator Clinton plans to live inside the hangar where she will conduct Presidential business simultaneous to the actual President. After four years, the documents say, she plans to run unapposed for re-election to the faux Presidency. Members of Clinton's Cabinent are to include Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, however both were unavailable for comment at press time.
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Capricorn Two?
April 22, 2008 1:43 PM | Reply | Permalink
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